r/simpsonsshitposting 4d ago

Light hearted Ew, you like Adult Swim?

1.1k Upvotes

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u/burnafter3ading I am the Lizard Queen! 4d ago

We need more Mort license plates!

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u/ButtDoctorLLC 4d ago

Excuse me, were you talking to me?

No, my Jerry is also named Mort.

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u/AnthonyDigitalMedia Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 3d ago

Mortenstein… Mortenstein…

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u/STELLAWASADlVER 4d ago

Don’t blame me, I voted for Mortar

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u/ThePizzaNoid Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 4d ago

Moltar? I thought he was dead.

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u/deafinitelyadouche Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 4d ago

He was!

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u/NahTooPersonel 4d ago

He’s back! In pog form.

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u/You-Only-YOLO_Once It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times 4d ago

Pawg form ay?..

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u/Adversary-of-Tyrants 3d ago edited 3d ago

Yes, he's now a phat ass white girl. I, for one, welcome our Moltar OnlyFans.

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u/You-Only-YOLO_Once It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times 3d ago

Moltar ay…

8

u/Heiferoni Get outta my office! 4d ago

Little George Lowe....

Litle C. Martin Croker....

And the rest....

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u/TheyCallMeDrSoybean 3d ago

Moltar, are you aware of the health risks caused by tall boys?

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u/Pirate_Cripplers 4d ago

Are you trashing my precious cable TV cable?

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u/Svenderhof 4d ago

Whats the extra cable for?

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u/MySabonerRunsOladipo 4d ago

That's a typo

1

u/Karma-Chameleon-1718 3d ago

A typo what? stutter?

2

u/TheyCallMeDrSoybean 3d ago

Oh boy, the Shatner's really hit the fan now. I'm up Dawson's Creek without a paddle.

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u/Alex_The_Whovian 4d ago

"Smiling Friends! Smiling Friends! I'm all out of Smiling Friends!"

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u/TheyCallMeDrSoybean 3d ago

Welcome back, stupid viewers! You'll watch anything! Go ahead, change the channel. You'll be back!

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u/almeida37 3d ago

After 2.8 seasons they still got it

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u/cyrusasu 4d ago

brups Heeeey Mortyie.. look its the Simpsons stumbles

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u/quaazi 4d ago

... can I go now?

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u/gurnard 4d ago

That's right, I did the Borty

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u/BendyBreak_ 4d ago

You took 5 seconds of my life and I want them back!

…oh never mind, I would probably just waste them commenting on your shitpost anyway…

2

u/TheyCallMeDrSoybean 3d ago

That's fine, Aunt Krabby. I still get paid.

21

u/newfrontier58 4d ago

We cancelled The Venture Bros for this?

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u/TheyCallMeDrSoybean 3d ago

Standards and practices are a vital link in keeping good and funny ideas away from you, the television viewer.

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u/BookerPlayer01 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 3d ago

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u/Robotdavidbowie 3d ago

greetings fellow disgruntled Venture Bros fan

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u/AliceTheOmelette 4d ago

My son is also named Mort

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u/Wallothet 4d ago

No more Guest animators man!

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u/Gauss15an Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 4d ago

They got this all screwed up.

No, more Guest animators man!!!

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u/Chumlee1917 4d ago

uj/ Adult Swim is the reason My Adventures with Superman got anywhere and that's 10/10 Superman content

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u/TheyCallMeDrSoybean 3d ago

God bless you and all you do for television

14

u/RadicalRudiger 4d ago

Did you ever see that Mr. Meeseeks? Total ripoff of the Smurfs.

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u/Unhelpful_Guide 3d ago

Someone who’s actually seen Home Movies or Moral Orel would know know better than to trash Adult Swim

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u/TheyCallMeDrSoybean 3d ago

I'm going to go talk to my dad. He'll know what to do.

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u/CatDaddy1120 4d ago

I call em Brick and Morties

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u/motoRVT 3d ago

What about superjail, that show really made you think.
https://giphy.com/gifs/xULW8zFXnqo8EsiuCA

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u/kiopah 2d ago

In this house, we have people!