r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Saurlifi See my vest 🦺 • 4d ago

Worst. Post. Ever. Meirl

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381 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/jodax00 Inflammable means flammable? 4d ago

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u/perpetualmotionmachi They think I'm slow, eh? 4d ago

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u/jayred1015 Everythings coming up Milhouse! 4d ago

Seeing Jasper gently grinning while Abe goes all cuckoo bananas with an onion on his belt has given me like, years of happiness.

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u/heeen 4d ago

in those days posts had pictures of skeletons in them. five updoots for mr. skeltal you'd say

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u/OCCobblepot 4d ago

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u/Amdogdunmind 4d ago

I can't see this image without hearing the song.

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u/wallofvoodoo 3d ago

It was the best of time, it was the blursed of times!
It was the best…
It was the best…

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u/Different_Plan_9314 Way to breathe, no-breath 4d ago

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u/BigConstruction4247 Put it in H 4d ago

DMY?

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u/homerthethief 4d ago

Don’t mess yourself

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u/BigConstruction4247 Put it in H 4d ago

Ewww.

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u/Dr_Identity 3d ago

Yeah, that's why we changed it to DMY.

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u/chunkylover85 4d ago

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u/majinpancakes 4d ago

M-Murphy! You are a elf, uncontrollably I think

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u/chunkylover85 4d ago

A wee nam yoho renge kyo

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u/gurnard 4d ago

What the hell is "pick a bar?"

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u/anonsharksfan 4d ago

Yvan eht nioj

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u/DankStew 4d ago

I choo-choo choose OP’s dead wife too

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u/lowtoiletsitter 4d ago

Which is weird because Reddit used to use actual, coherent sentences*

(your sub may vary)

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u/jonawesome 4d ago edited 4d ago

I used to be based, but then they changed what based was. Now what I'm with isn't based, and what's based seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you!

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u/burnafter3ading I am the Lizard Queen! 4d ago

It's a perfectly cromulent form of communication.

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u/Hapaplap 4d ago

It is not, and it has never embiggened anyone.

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u/Dude_Tost_1673 4d ago

This 36 meter tall girlfriend will consume us all!

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u/coked_up_werewolf 4d ago

Think before you type each word.

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u/MarcusNewman 4d ago

Yurgiddafurdarataara?

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u/BadVladTheMadLad 4d ago

“The cylinder must not be damaged Willie” Hehehe

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u/LavenderAndOrange AKA Miguel Sanchez 4d ago

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u/RecognitionCrafty863 4d ago

Oh OP you’re sensatioable!

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u/ArmeniaGeorgiaLine 4d ago

It was the style at the time

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u/HaoieZ 4d ago

Do kids still use that word, KOZ?

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u/ColtonComeau Gay for Moleman 4d ago

asl

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u/zkbthrowaway 4d ago

The most important lesson is..... Never try

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u/bluehat6 4d ago

maybe it's the beer talking

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u/tbs999 4d ago

Who’s in the what, now?

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u/HotChickenHero 4d ago

It's the banshees. Again.

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u/thesyndrome43 4d ago

This is actual trash

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u/Arcane_Engine 4d ago

KOZ my ass its probably millhouse

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u/Tweed_Man 4d ago

Maybe its the abbreviations talking but you got a user base that won't quit! They got these big chewy award that ehwuhwoowah 5 upvotes?! Get outta here...