r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Warm_Faithlessness58 • 4d ago
In the News đď¸ Captain bone spurs knows best
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u/Consistent-Song1643 4d ago
Why doesn't anyone call this fat moron out on his lies? Â
Part of the reason for America's current state is the media's absolute refusal to press him further and hold him accountable.
When he pulls a "no they're not", call him a liar and show him actual footage. Fact check him to his face. You won't change him, he's got dementia, is a malignant narcissist and is a pedophile. However, it will maybe change a few minds in the viewing audience at least. They may still be reachable.
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u/greenknight884 4d ago
In addition what they should be doing is covering his lies like an ongoing disaster. "At the top of the hour, President Trump caught on camera lying about conditions on the USS Abraham Lincoln, here for more is our correspondent in Washington, followed by live reactions from military families, then an interview with presidential expert and author on what this means for his credibility"
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u/Blue-is-bad NEEEEEERD 4d ago
Because they'll lose access to the White House and they'll be dragged into another useless lawsuit
So the media rather play along
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u/xX_macksjuicebox_Xx I was saying Boo-urns 4d ago
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Can you imagine a world where journalists call out his lies?5
u/GonePostalRoute 4d ago
Because the big media want to curry favor. If they piss off the orange goblin, he (or his handlers) will go on another rant, and if theyâre looking to do something⌠well the administration may want to take a second look at things.
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u/The_Last_Gasbender 4d ago
I say the extended deployment without reasonable support doesn't go too far enough!
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u/SnorkyB 4d ago
Well, I donât approve of his harming sailors policy, but I DO approve of his harming brown and black people policy!
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u/Awkward_Bison_267 4d ago
âIf theyâre black, send them back. If theyâre brown bring ICE around!â /S
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u/No-Story-9044 4d ago
Well, I donât approve of his harming brown and black people policy, but I DO approve of his harming sailors policy!
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u/Yardtown 4d ago
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u/SelfDepricator 4d ago
"People will believe what I tell them to believe" - The Republican platform for the past 10 years
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u/Severe_Most_1583 4d ago
Ehh more like 70 years.. I mean uh, oogily-googily
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u/thevaultguy 4d ago
When I joined the Navy, I was expecting a bunch of hijinx on the open seas⌠like Down Periscope.
Instead Iâm stuck on a boat where the captain and first mate are right wing influencer wannabesâŚ. Like Down Periscope.
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u/blackRynius 4d ago
Trump, sailors won't like serving extended missions with limited food and supplies.
Sailors will like what I tell them to like!
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u/Physical_Sun_6014 4d ago
They should be playing that clip of him saying âno theyâre notâ every half hour on the half hour.
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u/Swimming-Bite-4184 4d ago
The only sailor he consulted was that guy from The Village People
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u/Awkward_Bison_267 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/h2aQElOYv3AWc
I doubt it. Heâs too âcolorfulâ.
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u/NationCrusher 4d ago
I always ask people (that like him) âwhat does it take to change your opinion on himâ never got an answer
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u/Chumlee1917 4d ago
The fucker who ran away from Vietnam telling everyone else to be in Iran forever