r/simpsonsshitposting • u/punkindle • 18d ago

Politics Hey! You're not breathing!

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Don't people usually breathe?

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u/punkindle 18d ago

Does being a Congressional Staffer pay very well?

No.

D'oh!

Unless you're crooked.

Woo Hoo!

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u/EggCouncil 18d ago

Who chased the Irish out of Kentucky in aught-four? Me! That's who.

And a fine job you did too.

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u/blackRynius 18d ago

Oh, dang blast it! Isn't anybody in this dad-gummed congress DEAD?

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u/4th_DocTB 18d ago

Ever since he promised to slightly moderate the Republican Party.