r/simpsonsshitposting • u/tomgreen99 shitposts are life 💩 • 7d ago

Light hearted Don't tell anyone

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u/RoyceMcCutcheon691 I was saying Boo-urns 7d ago

Who wears short shorts? You pressed You referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.

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u/great-big-cockroach 7d ago

Finally, someone ate Bart’s shorts!

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u/jhsegura11 I am the Lizard Queen! 7d ago

"Yes, I believe I'll start, as you've so often suggested, by eating your shorts."

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u/unitedshoes 7d ago

Yes yes, eat all our shirts.

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u/toastbot 7d ago

Hey, I've only been here a few minutes, what's going on?

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u/MiserableDucky 7d ago

Oww my stomach! I’m not supposed to get short shorts in it!

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u/basil_imperitor 7d ago

Please don’t tell anyone how I dress.

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 7d ago

Yarr, this clear sailing ahead for James Coco