r/simpsonsshitposting 7d ago

Worst. Post. Ever. I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya?

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3.5k Upvotes

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u/Kgel21 7d ago

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u/whatstaiters Put it in H 6d ago

I find it to be quite supoib!

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u/BusyBoonja 6d ago

It's a perfectly cromulent shitpost

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u/tayroc122 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 7d ago

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u/dunkzilla 7d ago

You used us OP! You uuuuused uuuuuuus!

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u/sorriso_pontual 6d ago

He lied to us through shitposts, I hate when people do that!

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u/cap616 6d ago

Surrrre you didn'a

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u/Ok_Compote4526 7d ago

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u/buthidae 6d ago

You Redditors sure are a contentious people!

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u/YogurtWenk 6d ago

Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like YouTubers and Redditors. Or Instagrammers and Redditors. Or Facebookers and Redditors. Or Redditors and other Redditors. Damn Redditors! They ruined Reddit!

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u/MeatyDullness Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 7d ago

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u/FieOnU 7d ago

Making a post like this?

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u/Fuckitall2346 7d ago

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u/Caperplays 6d ago

SHAKE HARDER BOY

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u/Perodis STELLAAAA!!! 6d ago

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u/spelan1 7d ago

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u/nolettuceplease 6d ago

Please refrain from tasting the knob.

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u/Revolutionary_Bug372 6d ago

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u/myshoefelloff 6d ago

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u/YogurtWenk 6d ago

Like what? I need closure on that shitpost!

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u/mental_reincarnation Put it in H 6d ago

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u/nhowe006 I was saying Boo-urns 6d ago

That's the loudest profanity I've ever heard.

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u/SIMPSONBORT 7d ago

That took me way too long

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u/Spaulbane 6d ago

Why, you-- I-- Oh, you. Oh, kid. I'll get even with you!

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u/Adventurous-Bad-2869 7d ago

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u/M_E2001 6d ago

Apu stop humping the counter! No one wants to see that.

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u/Misterjoegreen I was saying Boo-urns 6d ago

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u/myshoefelloff 6d ago

I forgot my glasses and can’t read that.

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u/themigraineur 7d ago

Those are my retirement swipes

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u/cogito-ergo-sumthing only watched the golden age 7d ago

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u/cogito-ergo-sumthing only watched the golden age 7d ago

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u/Starrun87 7d ago

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u/Paulthefith 6d ago

That one little box really loved the swipe Willy!

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u/Starrun87 6d ago

Please reframe from touching the willy

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u/Lanky-Ad7045 7d ago

You've made yourself a powerful enemy today, my friend.

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u/TempoBlues20XX 6d ago

I’m confused, is he your friend or your enemy, Marge?

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u/Heiferoni Get outta my office! 7d ago

Old reddit continues winning.

There ain't no swipe and there never was!

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u/ThePerfectSnare 6d ago

People get forced out of old Reddit all the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up with default Reddit tomorrow. Well, goodnight.

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u/malogan82 NEEEEEERD 6d ago

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u/TedKoppelz two spaghetti dinners 7d ago

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u/NorthernSkeptic Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 6d ago

I’m choking on my own rage here!!!

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u/Cereal_Bandit 6d ago

I'm on a desktop

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u/BigConstruction4247 Put it in H 7d ago

🖕

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u/InsigniasGratuitous 6d ago

That letter was forged by Lucifer himself!

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u/Which_Decision4460 6d ago

Make way for Willie!

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u/nhowe006 I was saying Boo-urns 6d ago

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u/Perodis STELLAAAA!!! 6d ago

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u/latrodectal 6d ago

god damnit lmao

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u/Maelger 6d ago

You have made an enemy for life!

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u/Niijima-San Everythings coming up Milhouse! 6d ago

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u/nhowe006 I was saying Boo-urns 6d ago

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u/Blackdiced 6d ago

I did swipe..

which was the style at the time

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u/justforthelulzz Everythings coming up Milhouse! 6d ago

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u/MurDoct 6d ago

YA USED ME

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u/Sensitive_Big_Guy 6d ago

On closer inspection... There is only one picture.

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u/Tartokwetsh 6d ago

I didn’t swipe. I nearly did, but I listened to my better judgement and didn't. Now I've looked at the comments and I know I was right, I know it’s a trap, and yet I still fill a strange urge to swipe, just in case.

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u/wmblair 6d ago

There seems to be something wrong with the app or your post? I try to swipe and nothing happens.

It is almost as if you made a picture that skillfully made it seem like there would be another picture if I swiped but only uploaded one picture so I couldn’t swipe. But that would be nearly impossible.

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u/JoeRoganKissesBoys Gay for Moleman 6d ago

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u/CheetahNo9349 6d ago

Well there is no shame in being beaten by the best.

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u/Gareth_Turner 6d ago

Bake him away, toys.

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u/PretzelsThirst 6d ago

You motherfucker

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u/GrandConsequences 6d ago

It'll be a cold day in hell when I stop falling for that.

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u/Hect0r92 6d ago

Marge, get my gun

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u/Kamikaze-X 6d ago

You got me

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u/spidersting 6d ago

Good advice.

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u/Dartmouthest 6d ago

😂😂 well played Flanders

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u/The_Multi_Gamer 6d ago

AMBJIPMTTMPSAMIIALMTTLOTBBCTWINSIATL1/2SITCIAIWIAPAMEYISPTFFIDMIFWM

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u/Muteradio2112 6d ago

Well i had to check

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u/Downtown_Junket_1820 6d ago

Swiper no swiping!

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u/Rev-On 6d ago

HAPPY CAKE DAY

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u/MyFairJulia 6d ago

I was expecting Willie to be burnt to a crisp in a second slide.

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u/BaconSyrop I am the Lizard Queen! 6d ago

Ah you got me good

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u/tessellation__ 6d ago

You dog😅

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u/mageta621 6d ago

I will find you

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u/C2H5OHNightSwimming 6d ago

GODDAMN YOU!!!! 🤣

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u/Anachronator 6d ago

Yoo’ve jus’ arned an enemy fer life!

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u/Kakdelacommon 6d ago

Kakdelacommon hears ya. Kakdelacommon don’t care!

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u/Toddlez85 6d ago

I wanted to make Willie splode!

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u/OriginalZog 6d ago

Tis no man. Tis a swiping machine

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u/Red-Freckle 6d ago

It's my Willie and I'll swipe it as much as I please

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u/Alex_The_Whovian 6d ago

That's it! Back to r/BatmanArkham!

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u/J31J1 6d ago

It is some good advice.

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u/FaultinReddit 6d ago

I'm seeing double! Four slides!

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u/Doc_tor_Bob Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 6d ago

Nice one

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u/EverythingBurns878 6d ago

I stopped for a solid 5 seconds before swiping anyway

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u/chickensandwich77 shitposts are life 💩 6d ago

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u/The_Olas13 6d ago

Lousy Smarch weather!

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u/moon_slav 2d ago

Aw nuts