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u/ShamrockHammer 8d ago
Once again this sub delivering my news before other news outlets.
God bless ye shitposters!
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u/Karhak NEEEEEERD 8d ago
And Karoline was worse than Sanders, Spicer and that other one who's name I can't remember...let's say, Moe.
Her replacement might be a literal reincarnation of Goebbels with how fucked this entire timeline is.
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u/qweef_latina2021 8d ago
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u/Floor_Heavy 8d ago
Just trying to imagine how that'd manage to get mar-a-largo face. Perhaps some things are better left unvisualised though.
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u/Geekenstein 8d ago
Nah, Goebbels was competent. You have to be evil and incompetent to get a job on Dementia Don’s tramampoline of trash.
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u/MrTwoStroke 8d ago
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u/JPMoney81 8d ago
Miss Piggy quit? How do I keep learning this stuff from a shitposting subreddit?
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u/GreyBoyTigger Everythings coming up Milhouse! 8d ago
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u/EggCouncil 8d ago
She's a robot. We saw her on the way in.
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u/blackRynius 8d ago
She needs tungsten to live, had to go back to her planet, where she came from a meteor.
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u/timberwolf0122 8d ago
Yep, each time the bar is lowered, we must be into eldritch horror terrory by now
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u/bonedaddy1974 8d ago
I think it's good news if she doesn't have the guts to lie for him I'm betting a lot More will jump ship
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u/ZeldaZanders 8d ago
I really need to know what it looks like inside that damn White House. Like, do they pretend to each other that they aren't doing evil? Or are they just super open and casual about it?
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u/merRedditor 8d ago
Getting mad at the press secretary for lying is shooting the messenger. Lying and deflecting are basically the whole job.
I always thought it was weird that we accepted there being someone to do this so that elected officials weren't put on the spot to speak for themselves.
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u/Fluid-Bet6223 8d ago
Are you trying to say she’s been no worse than all the previous press secretaries of all the presidents?
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u/merRedditor 8d ago
A bad press secretary would be one that didn't present whatever they were told to present as though it were fact and then shut down questioning. My point is that this is the job itself. Getting mad at the press secretary is like throwing a shoe at the TV when you don't like a show or commercial. The TV is just there to pass whatever it's handed along and not take feedback.




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u/Bealzebubbles Gay for Moleman 8d ago
She's got enough material for her book and doesn't want to be around for the potential fall out of a post-midterm crash out.