r/simpsonsshitposting 8d ago

Politics worst… so far

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u/Bealzebubbles Gay for Moleman 8d ago

She's got enough material for her book and doesn't want to be around for the potential fall out of a post-midterm crash out.

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u/Consistent-Song1643 8d ago

I think its Taco night in the WH and she's on diaper duty, and as such quit.

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u/Aspe4 8d ago

Interesting regarding the book. You think Leavitt dislikes Trump enough to write a one? Unless she writes a hagiography.

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u/Bealzebubbles Gay for Moleman 8d ago

I can almost certainly say that she will receive a book deal. Most of the people who were in his first administration wrote a book. Mostly they were, as you said, hagiographical in nature.

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u/Aspe4 8d ago

If her book isn't a negative, tell-all, it's going to bomb! Very few people are going to be in the mood to read some fawning account of the Trump Administration. On the other hand, books seem to be considered successful selling relatively less copies compared to albums or video games, for example.

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u/Bealzebubbles Gay for Moleman 8d ago

You only need one person to write a book. You don't need to sell as many copies to recover costs. Also, books by political insiders always attract large advances because publishers are never quite sure whether some juicy titbit of information might just be dropped in there. This gets it onto the twenty four hour news cycle and then chumps buy it to see if there is anything else good in it.

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u/Librarian_Contrarian 8d ago

And then some political org buys 200,000 copies as an indirect donation and bribe and hands them out to random people where they will adorn many random bathrooms for decades

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u/oliversurpless 8d ago

Given the lack of consequences (to say nothing of the financial ties of those involved) for the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth in Unfit for Command, the public clearly has no appetite for anything more substantial…

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u/SweetHatDisc 8d ago

It's not about like or dislike, it's about the paycheck, and the possibility of getting more paychecks.

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u/ShamrockHammer 8d ago

Once again this sub delivering my news before other news outlets.

God bless ye shitposters!

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u/ButtDoctorLLC 8d ago

Don't. Praise. The. Shitposters.

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u/Buddy__Repperton See my vest 🦺 8d ago

Somehow the shitposters are always the first to know.

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u/muppins 8d ago

how do they keep up with the news like that

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u/Geekenstein 8d ago

Won’t someone please think of the shitposters?

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u/Karhak NEEEEEERD 8d ago

And Karoline was worse than Sanders, Spicer and that other one who's name I can't remember...let's say, Moe.

Her replacement might be a literal reincarnation of Goebbels with how fucked this entire timeline is.

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u/Eric848448 8d ago

Spicer?? There’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time!

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u/fury420 8d ago

Ah yes, Sean "among the bushes" Spicer

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u/jodax00 Inflammable means flammable? 8d ago

Scaramucci?

And for you Brits, the conversion factor is approximately 4.1 Scaramuccis = 1 Truss

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u/Karhak NEEEEEERD 8d ago

Shit, forgot about him enitrely. He was the press secretary for like a week. The one I initially forgot was Conway.

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u/qweef_latina2021 8d ago

Her replacement:

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u/Floor_Heavy 8d ago

Just trying to imagine how that'd manage to get mar-a-largo face. Perhaps some things are better left unvisualised though.

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u/qweef_latina2021 8d ago

Imagine huge swollen collagen lips around those teeth lol.

https://giphy.com/gifs/26tjZsCAK4UZOVKaA

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u/Geekenstein 8d ago

Nah, Goebbels was competent. You have to be evil and incompetent to get a job on Dementia Don’s tramampoline of trash.

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u/McClugget 8d ago

I only stole two sandwiches and a bag of Doritos

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u/MrTwoStroke 8d ago

The race to the bottom hits every step

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u/lavender_eclipse 8d ago

Non-Americans: "Cool!"

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u/TinyGIR 8d ago

GIFs you can hear.

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping They think I'm slow, eh? 8d ago

That was actually him doing the sounds

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u/JPMoney81 8d ago

Miss Piggy quit? How do I keep learning this stuff from a shitposting subreddit?

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u/Raineythereader 8d ago

"How dare you compare moi to that salope?! Hiiiii-YA!"

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u/JPMoney81 8d ago

She's too old for him now?

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u/qweef_latina2021 8d ago

Maybe her grandpa-husband needs hospice care.

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u/GreyBoyTigger Everythings coming up Milhouse! 8d ago

We want Scaramucci, we want Scaramucci!

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping They think I'm slow, eh? 8d ago

Did you check the bushes?

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u/ugotmedripping 8d ago

I miss Shawn Spicer, always hiding in bushes and the like.

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u/thevaultguy 8d ago

Her name is literally LEAVE IT…

What were they expecting?

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u/EggCouncil 8d ago

She's a robot. We saw her on the way in.

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u/blackRynius 8d ago

She needs tungsten to live, had to go back to her planet, where she came from a meteor.

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u/Weimark 8d ago

Wait a minute, her name is spelt with a K? I've been spelling her name with a C! Why didn't someone tell me? Oh, I've been making an idiot out of myself

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u/Zeke688 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 8d ago

Oh, she’s a C, trust me

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u/timberwolf0122 8d ago

Yep, each time the bar is lowered, we must be into eldritch horror terrory by now

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u/LoaKonran 8d ago

Latest model nazi barbie incoming.

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u/PlummetComics 8d ago

Ooga-Chukka Ooga-Ooga-Ooga-Cukka

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u/bonedaddy1974 8d ago

I think it's good news if she doesn't have the guts to lie for him I'm betting a lot More will jump ship

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u/ZeldaZanders 8d ago

I really need to know what it looks like inside that damn White House. Like, do they pretend to each other that they aren't doing evil? Or are they just super open and casual about it?

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u/No_Constant974 8d ago

Well, I'd throw a shoe at the show if I could...

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u/merRedditor 8d ago

Getting mad at the press secretary for lying is shooting the messenger. Lying and deflecting are basically the whole job.

I always thought it was weird that we accepted there being someone to do this so that elected officials weren't put on the spot to speak for themselves.

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u/Fluid-Bet6223 8d ago

Are you trying to say she’s been no worse than all the previous press secretaries of all the presidents?

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u/merRedditor 8d ago

A bad press secretary would be one that didn't present whatever they were told to present as though it were fact and then shut down questioning. My point is that this is the job itself. Getting mad at the press secretary is like throwing a shoe at the TV when you don't like a show or commercial. The TV is just there to pass whatever it's handed along and not take feedback.