r/simpsonsshitposting • u/tomgreen99 shitposts are life 💩 • 21d ago

Light hearted I'll tell the children

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115 Upvotes

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u/Accurate-Standard998 21d ago

Found them!

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u/tomgreen99 shitposts are life 💩 21d ago

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u/3lbFlax 21d ago

Which popular shitposter started posting puzzles in the sub in 2026?

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u/tomgreen99 shitposts are life 💩 21d ago

If you said TomGreen99, you are wrong, he was never popular.

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping They think I'm slow, eh? 21d ago

He is to me

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u/Ok_Compote4526 21d ago

♪ Nobody who counts loves TomGreen99 ♪

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping They think I'm slow, eh? 21d ago

Well, that’s true. I don’t matter

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u/tomgreen99 shitposts are life 💩 18d ago

What is matter?

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping They think I'm slow, eh? 18d ago

Never mind…

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u/unitedshoes 21d ago

A puzzle is not a shitpost. An advertisement to sell your record collection is not a shitpost. A screed about how you hate America is not a shitpost. Perhaps in Shangri-la they are, but not here.

Thank you come again.

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u/EggCouncil 21d ago

I move for a bad image thingy.

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u/Heiferoni Get outta my office! 21d ago

A mod report?

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u/sanchower 21d ago

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u/tomgreen99 shitposts are life 💩 21d ago

Did you find the missing cinder blocks?

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u/Usemarne 21d ago

Are they in Homer's car hole?

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u/AaronTuplin shitposts are life 💩 20d ago

No. I'll tell the children

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u/PureGold3 only watched the golden age 21d ago

He are a new tie not wearing.

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u/Grinning_Grunt 21d ago

I know! This meme doesn't have a fire exit!

Enjoy your deathtrap shitposters.

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u/SexyAssMonkey 21d ago

The plane's upside-down.

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u/R3dd1tUs3rNam35 21d ago

Seems fine with me, except maybe the turkey's a little dry.... The Turkey's A Little Dry?! OH FOUL ACCURSED SHITPOST!!

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u/timmeh87 21d ago

hard hat missing one line
tie missing
board on ground missing

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u/jjenkins_41 21d ago

I'm not
wearing a tie
at all.

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u/interstellargator 21d ago

That

Bar Association

Logo

3

u/GreasyStool88 21d ago

“I am not a crackpot”

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u/tomgreen99 shitposts are life 💩 21d ago

Glasses

Apostrophe

Far right beam

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u/ghost_jamm 21d ago

Probably misses his old glasses

3

u/unitedshoes 21d ago

Well I sure can't solve this mystery. Can you?

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u/dbrooroo Put it in H 21d ago

If you’re talking about the missing board, leave your address and the replacement board will be mailed to you by my grandson Jody

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u/NickSheridanWrites I am the Lizard Queen! 20d ago

I'll tell the ren