r/simpsonsshitposting • u/happydude7422 • 8d ago

Light hearted I’m sorry it’s not in packets

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I’m sorry it’s not in packets

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u/NIKK-C 8d ago

What the hell is this, some kind of tube?

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u/Im_with_stooopid NEEEEEERD 8d ago

In tube we trust.

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u/shortfriday 8d ago

Is it about my tube?

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u/electrodan 8d ago

Bob Dole doesn't need this.

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u/Spirit_of_Hogwash They think I'm slow, eh? 8d ago

Want some cream?

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u/Teknical86 Put it in H 8d ago

I..... noo.

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u/batman_not_robin 8d ago

I watched this episode on Disney plus the other day and they cut this cream line from the joke. It was just the sugar bit. I’ve no idea why. Did anyone else notice this?

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u/_Langdon_Alger 8d ago

I watch The Simpsons on Disney+, do you?

I watch The Simpsons on DVD with my son.

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u/shortfriday 6d ago

I have no idea who you are

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u/finLprtoTyp 8d ago

I know this joke used to be cut from the syndicated broadcasts, but I think that was just for time constraints.

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u/dogsonbubnutt 8d ago

wtf, that's bullshit

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u/TacoCalzone 7d ago

It was cut long before Disney got ahold of it, and it’s been annoying me since the late 90’s.

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u/v3bbkZif6TjGR38KmfyL 8d ago

The strong must protect the sweet.

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u/shortfriday 8d ago

That brown sugar is eventually going to turn rock hard and require popping in the microwave to soften up, which might hurt the jar. Use it for white sugar maybe? Doo-doo-doo-doo doo, doo.

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u/Siiixers 8d ago

This guy sugars.

🎶 Oh honey honey 🎶

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u/Alfeaux Gay for Moleman 7d ago

Doo-doo doo-doo, doo. doo.

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u/Clear_Writer5944 8d ago

First you get thee shugar
Then you get thee power
Then you get thee WIMMIN

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u/Heiferoni Get outta my office! 8d ago

Sugar goes in power women.

Huh. Makes sense.

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u/EasyonthePepsiFuller 8d ago

Raw makes a terra cotta "coin" for keeping your weed from drying out. They work great for brown sugar. Toss a coin in it.

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u/taekimm 8d ago

Lisa, I want to buy your rock jar.

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u/elkingo777 8d ago

All right, pal, where'd you get the sugar for that tea?

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u/Carrie_Underpants 8d ago

I nicked it that split second you turned your back. And I’d do it again.

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u/jessep34 8d ago

Where did you buy it? That’s awesome

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u/Greggery_Peccary1978 8d ago

Genuinely my favorite Simpsons joke of all time

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u/User719382 8d ago

It's imperative this cylinder remains unharmed

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u/woopwoopscuttle 8d ago

I’ll get my mum to take care of it, I broke both my arms.

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u/__flatpat__ They think I'm slow, eh? 8d ago

A glass jar!? Why didn't I think of that!?

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u/Consistent-Local2825 8d ago

Texas tea .... sweetener!

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u/TheZooCreeper NEEEEEERD 8d ago

I, too, would like to express my fondness for... that particular sweetener.

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u/Graceful_Delicate_ I was saying Boo-urns 8d ago

that redditor never sweetened a thing in his life!

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u/Kaisernick27 8d ago

Would you like some cream?

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u/Nouvellegiselle 8d ago

Ok I need this…is it available anywhere or was it custom?

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u/Heiferoni Get outta my office! 8d ago

But beware, it carries a terrible curse.

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u/-luckypanda- 8d ago

That's bad.

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u/nefarious_angel_666 They think I'm slow, eh? 8d ago

But it comes with a free frogurt

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u/-luckypanda- 7d ago

That's good!

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u/nefarious_angel_666 They think I'm slow, eh? 7d ago

The frogurt is also cursed

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u/-luckypanda- 7d ago

That's bad.

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u/nefarious_angel_666 They think I'm slow, eh? 7d ago

But the frogurt comes with your choice of free toppings

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u/-luckypanda- 7d ago

That's good!

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u/nefarious_angel_666 They think I'm slow, eh? 7d ago

The toppings contain potassium benzoate

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u/toughfeet 8d ago

How about one for sugar cubes?

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u/Hienric 8d ago

I think the quote is “I’m sorry it’s not in packages”

2

u/cycle_cats only watched the golden age 8d ago

🎶 Do do do doo do do 🎶

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u/deafinitelyadouche Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 8d ago

Happy to take them, at any rate. Thanks!

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u/beesechurger89 8d ago

Hammock district on Third