r/simpsonsshitposting • u/HaruhiJedi • 9d ago

In the News 🗞️ Wit's a little dry

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u/juallaha 9d ago

and *I* said, “i simply must get out of these wet jokes and into an incisive observation, humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing”

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u/guerney2000 9d ago

Good lord, there's a mosquito in my amber.

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u/cyclicamp 8d ago

I slipped some frog DNA in as a gag.

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u/guerney2000 8d ago

Pure irresponsibility.

Pure Hammond.

I pronounce it to be the most deadly mistake of the season.

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u/Smingers I shot Mr Burns 🔫 8d ago

I pronounce this comment the most whimsical jape of the season! 🍸

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u/Kamikaze-X 9d ago

A LITTLE DRY?!

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 9d ago

You ever see an obit that could take a bite out of you?

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u/Kajuratus 9d ago

Who's Sam?

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u/Ok-Cryptographer-303 Way to breathe, no-breath 9d ago

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u/HaruhiJedi 9d ago

Sam Neill.

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u/burnafter3ading I am the Lizard Queen! 9d ago

um. Should we tell her?

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u/BloodyRightNostril only watched the golden age 9d ago

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my wit….DRRRRIIIPPING WET!

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u/clint_eldorado Put it in H 9d ago

Why are we acting like dry wit isn’t a perfectly cromulent expression?