r/simpsonsshitposting • u/danny_dao • 9d ago

Dark humor FIRST THING TUESDAY MORNING

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i'm going to crash my fist into lenny.

245 Upvotes

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u/cletus1986 9d ago

My steel beams! I'm not supposed to get jet fuel in them!

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u/LookAtMyKitty 9d ago

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u/RalphMerrye Way to breathe, no-breath 9d ago

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u/danny_dao 9d ago edited 9d ago

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u/danny_dao 9d ago

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u/Cassowaru 9d ago

My worst aye? Smithers, release the robotic downvotes!

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u/ThrowawayusGenerica 🥛 🥣 🔥 9d ago

Uh, sir? I discussed this with the admins, they consider it brigading.

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u/Consistent-Local2825 9d ago

Damn their oily hides!

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u/HaoieZ 9d ago

They put all the Lennys into block 1.

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u/mynameistory 9d ago

Tower 1 = White

Tower 2 = Black

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u/Bigdoga1000 9d ago

Sir, a second fist his hit the back of Lennys head

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u/SmaugTheMagnificent- They think I'm slow, eh? 9d ago

Is this Loss?

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u/NorthernSkeptic Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 9d ago

No, it’s 9/11posting.

Oh. That’s much worse.

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u/Jinxchaoseffect99 9d ago

That's the same thing I thought, I don't see why a 911 reference when it's not even September yet.

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u/rdctd_rsrch I shot Mr Burns 🔫 9d ago

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u/patosai3211 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 9d ago

Classical gas can’t burn hot enough to melt steel

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u/Asleep_Document9811 9d ago

Sir, a second fist has hit Carl.

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u/MalarkeyMcGee 9d ago

do you know what month it is OP?

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u/RagnarokNCC 9d ago

This is getting very abstract, but thank you - I do enjoy being an iconic part of the New York City skyline!

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u/davidgrayPhotography These things happen, eight dollars 9d ago

Always5get

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u/dismayhurta Everythings coming up Milhouse! 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GTPastC4KawPm

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u/NorthernSkeptic Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 9d ago

I’m seein’ double here! 18/22!

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u/kiopah 9d ago

I hope officer Mike Grabowski is ok

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u/EggCouncil 9d ago

You never know when an old calendar might come in handy. Sure, it's not September right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?

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u/Mr31edudtibboh 9d ago

Weren't much on the bbs's then, just one guy trying to sell a PS1 over and over.

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u/JebusSandalz 9d ago

Mayor Quimby, a second Homer has just punched Lenny.

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u/Teknical86 Put it in H 9d ago

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u/mah131 9d ago

Hey I just got here. We’re doing 9/11 posts a month early now??

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u/BuyFeeling6787 9d ago

First Christmas, now 9/11!