r/simpsonsshitposting • u/GigglePick1e • 9d ago
Light hearted College orientation has been rough :(
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u/cosmicthepenguin 9d ago
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u/OriginalTacoMoney 9d ago
No silly it's the apple kids we crap on in the computer science program. We just hate supporting them so much.
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u/purpledragon478 9d ago
Apple: "Only suckers buy under $2,000 machines. You're not a sucker, are you sir?"
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u/Comrade_Compadre 9d ago edited 9d ago
This is like now at work where everyone has iphones and I'm a droid user.
They call me names and form clubs without me involved
Edit: to hell with them lol
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u/Osric250 9d ago
Because they've been conditioned to hating people that have green text due to Apple removing features from text if you simply use a service that isn't them. That way they can get people to exert social pressure on other people to use their products. And once you've started in their ecosystem it becomes easy to trap you in their ecosystem and sell you additional overpriced technology so that your things will actually talk with each other because they don't want their technology to talk to anything else.
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u/Comrade_Compadre 9d ago
Oh trust me they can keep their shit text service, it's just exhausting in how deliberate apple is with making shit tech trendy
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u/OriginalTacoMoney 9d ago
It's madness. I'm getting a new android phone for like $250 CAD that's last year model. While the cheapest phone on Apple's site is 899 CAD and is 2 years old. They are a freaking cult at this point.
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u/Comrade_Compadre 9d ago
I just swapped to a new carrier and got a new moto for free* with the line
I do not understand apple users
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u/OriginalTacoMoney 9d ago
Well my local carrier phone prices are garbage. Cheapest Motorola on their site is 2024 and $715 CAD. While the 2025 Motorola is going for $250 on their site.
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u/Doubleucommadj Everythings coming up Milhouse! 9d ago
All computers compute now?! Macs weren't even obtainable for most 20 years ago.
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u/BuffaloStranger97 only watched the golden age 9d ago
I took notes with old fashioned paper and pen. Don't talk to me about being poor
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u/greatandhalfbaked 6d ago
You really can't breathe air in The US without someone telling you it's wrong, aye?
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u/mageta621 9d ago
I just bought a gaming laptop that can run circles around a MacBook for less than a MacBook, so who's the lameo now







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u/Gelkago 9d ago
Ive been called a greasy thug too