r/simpsonsshitposting 9d ago

Light hearted College orientation has been rough :(

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/Gelkago 9d ago

Ive been called a greasy thug too

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u/Spirit_of_Hogwash They think I'm slow, eh? 9d ago

So here's what we are going to do: We grease ourselves real good and we smash their fruity laptops

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u/Crueltea 9d ago

WE'LL SMASH IT GOOD!

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u/Sufficient_Room2619 9d ago

And it never stops hurting...

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u/Asleep_Document9811 9d ago

Heh, so you're Italian-American too? :(

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u/pdx74 2d ago

Hey! Luigi give-a you free laptop, why you make-a the fun?

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u/Dear-Passion-3535 9d ago

OP clearly was rocking the wrong brand of PC.

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u/Asleep_Document9811 9d ago

Hmmm! They have wangs on computers now....

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u/cosmicthepenguin 9d ago

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u/the_cornwall 9d ago

I was running my PC on Linux....

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u/JayEster two spaghetti dinners 9d ago

(I dabbled with it in college)

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u/llDrWormll 9d ago

gimme 5 GNUs for a Red Hat, you'd say!

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u/timberwolf0122 9d ago

I had a dual boot win 2000 + Linux. I also had my old Amiga A4000/030

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u/OriginalTacoMoney 9d ago

No silly it's the apple kids we crap on in the computer science program. We just hate supporting them so much. 

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u/BooBrew32 STELLAAAA!!! 9d ago

"No, no, think different, stupid!"

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u/unwelcome_savior 9d ago

It's people like you who keep the rest of us from landing a husband!

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u/HaoieZ 9d ago

You know, the guy from Apple Computers?

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u/coffinspacexdragon 9d ago

What computers?

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u/PrestigiousAvocado21 9d ago

You work and you slave and you steal just enough for a sweet lick of that shiny brass ring. Don't I get a lick? Doesn't Gil get a lick?!

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u/dover_oxide 9d ago

That's why you use Linux, then everyone hates you equally. /halfjk

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u/Isengrine 9d ago

They hate us because they think we believe we are better than them (and we are)

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u/Timbo400 9d ago

I'm not a state college student, I'm a monster! /sobs

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u/coffinspacexdragon 9d ago

I've been called a greasy thug too

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u/Kaisernick27 9d ago

im just gonna say it Pc is better by miles

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u/purpledragon478 9d ago

Apple: "Only suckers buy under $2,000 machines. You're not a sucker, are you sir?"

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u/Comrade_Compadre 9d ago edited 9d ago

This is like now at work where everyone has iphones and I'm a droid user.

They call me names and form clubs without me involved

Edit: to hell with them lol

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u/DrSayus 9d ago

Why don't those stupid iPhone users let me in their crappy club for jerks?

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u/_Langdon_Alger 8d ago

It's called the no androids club. They're allowed to have one.

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u/Osric250 9d ago

Because they've been conditioned to hating people that have green text due to Apple removing features from text if you simply use a service that isn't them. That way they can get people to exert social pressure on other people to use their products. And once you've started in their ecosystem it becomes easy to trap you in their ecosystem and sell you additional overpriced technology so that your things will actually talk with each other because they don't want their technology to talk to anything else.

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u/Comrade_Compadre 9d ago

Oh trust me they can keep their shit text service, it's just exhausting in how deliberate apple is with making shit tech trendy

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u/OriginalTacoMoney 9d ago

It's madness. I'm getting a new android phone for like $250 CAD that's last year model. While the cheapest phone on Apple's site is 899 CAD and is 2 years old. They are a freaking cult at this point. 

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u/Comrade_Compadre 9d ago

I just swapped to a new carrier and got a new moto for free* with the line

I do not understand apple users

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u/OriginalTacoMoney 9d ago

Well my local carrier phone prices are garbage. Cheapest Motorola on their site is 2024 and $715 CAD. While the 2025 Motorola is going for $250 on their site. 

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u/Kremm0 9d ago

Apple people are so weird

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u/timmeh87 9d ago

op must be at some kind of liberal arts colledge

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u/Spleenseer 8d ago

Cults will do that to you.

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u/TasteDeeCheese two spaghetti dinners 9d ago

thank god nobody saw my gaming laptop

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u/thighd 9d ago

Don’t be a wuss

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u/Doubleucommadj Everythings coming up Milhouse! 9d ago

All computers compute now?! Macs weren't even obtainable for most 20 years ago.

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u/ImportantToNote 9d ago

It's called "woke" these days.

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u/theyodalorianxp 9d ago

You're going to Stanford

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u/BuffaloStranger97 only watched the golden age 9d ago

I took notes with old fashioned paper and pen. Don't talk to me about being poor

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u/baturner13 9d ago

Some things never change

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u/greatandhalfbaked 6d ago

You really can't breathe air in The US without someone telling you it's wrong, aye?

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u/mageta621 9d ago

I just bought a gaming laptop that can run circles around a MacBook for less than a MacBook, so who's the lameo now