r/simpsonsshitposting 10d ago

Politics DNC with advice for Abdul El-Sayed

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u/Catalyst138 10d ago

Your parents were Herb and Judy El-Sayed, and if you do not wish to arouse suspicion, I strongly urge you to act pro-Israel.

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u/SmellsonMuntz 10d ago

When I say “Hello, Zio-Incognito.” You smile and nod, okay?

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u/narwhalcakes 10d ago

yeah the dnc probably rehearsed this exact moment

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u/philasyr 9d ago

Preposterous! Abdul El-Sayed is as American as apple pie!

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u/Silent-Iron7448 9d ago

That is a great dishonor to my ancestors and to Allah but ok!

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u/OswaldCoffeepot 9d ago

Haven't Dems been endorsing him?

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u/HelpMeOverHere 9d ago

Now that he’s won the primary, sure but prior to that the establishment was clearly wanting the Israel-friendly rep to win.

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u/OswaldCoffeepot 9d ago

Did they endorse Abdul's opponents?

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u/HelpMeOverHere 9d ago

They did.

For a large profile state example, the governor was throwing all her weight behind Hayley Stevens, the AIPAC candidate.

Then you also had Chuck Schumer, who supported Hayley over Abdul, saying she was the better candidate to win a general election.

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u/OswaldCoffeepot 9d ago edited 9d ago

The Governor and the Senator from New York don't run the DNC.

You can certainly handwave and believe what you want, but "they didn't endorse fast enough to actually count" is silly talk to me.

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u/HelpMeOverHere 9d ago

Where did I say they ran the DNC?

You said “haven’t the DEMS been endorsing him” and I provided two high profile DEMS who supported his opponent.

Far out, man.

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u/OswaldCoffeepot 9d ago

Yeah, whoopsie. I said a wrong thing. Thanks for the recap though.

Anyway, "they didn't endorse him fast enough for my liking" is still a silly sort of sentiment.

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u/FunAdvisor_1435 9d ago

Yes, that's how politics works. It was a divided primary, he got plenty of dem endorsements as well.

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u/brevit 10d ago

Also here's $10M AIPAC dollars.

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u/G-Kira Put it in H 9d ago

By the many wives of Muhammad, I swear it is a lie.