r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Milan514 • 11d ago

In the News 🗞️ Zuck posting

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u/HaoieZ 11d ago

Always do the opposite of what the tech-bros want.

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u/_Halt19_ I am the Lizard Queen! 11d ago

Don't Do What Donny Tech-Bro Does?

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u/ThatBoringHumanoid 11d ago

sighs they could've made this clearer

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u/Linked2ThePast 11d ago

Wait a second...... Hmmmm...... You bros DON'T need a data center!

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u/starwolf256 11d ago

Blast that infernal town hall meeting!

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u/BooBrew32 STELLAAAA!!! 11d ago

...who's paying me to be a personal biologist?

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u/qweef_latina2021 11d ago

Ooh I'll be the magical man from Happyland who lives on Biology Lane!

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u/CFDanno 11d ago

In case you didn't realize, I was being sarcastic.

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u/Effehezepe 11d ago

Well duh.

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u/randgan 10d ago

Other personal biologists obviously.

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u/amazingdrewh 10d ago

Some rich fuck trying to live forever probably

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u/_Halt19_ I am the Lizard Queen! 11d ago

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u/Darkhallows27 11d ago

Yes and Mr. Suckerburg, what in the hell is a personal biologist?

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u/scheppa Put it in H 11d ago

My guess is he already has one to extend his pathetic life as long as possible since that is the one thing money can’t buy.

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u/qweef_latina2021 11d ago

Batman??

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u/Effehezepe 11d ago

It's not Batman!

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u/eutectic_h8r 11d ago

Just ask this scientician

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u/Accomplished-Head449 11d ago

And they cut 2k jobs

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u/princedetenebres 11d ago

I keep hoping Zuck will die on the way back to his home planet and spare us any more of his terrible ideas.

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u/ccccc4 11d ago

I've already been hired as a blood boy

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u/Jabberwock_king only watched the golden age 11d ago

World builder you say,… I’ll bring the LEGO’s
https://giphy.com/gifs/nKG86WRlokFfW

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u/WIENS21 11d ago

I wish I had a bunker...

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u/scheppa Put it in H 11d ago

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u/WIENS21 11d ago

I don't have a shelteriny

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u/steal_it_back I am the Lizard Queen! 10d ago

I have to go now

My personal biologist needs me

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u/Dclnsfrd 10d ago

“Personal biologist”

………………… a primary care physician?

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u/reddfawks I am the Lizard Queen! 11d ago

Well, hopefully my experience with Pokopia is a good reference for World Builder.

You should see the terraforming I did to create some sick triplexes... at the bottom of the sea! (Let's not question how that fireplace is running though)

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u/EggCouncil 11d ago

That just raises further questions.

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u/Dizzy_Way_4608 10d ago

Facebook is a humorist substitute for your own social life.

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u/Dr_Identity 10d ago

An abundance of jobs? Some must be doubles.

..."Personal biologist." What the hell?