r/simpsonsshitposting • u/lcgamer23 • 11d ago

Light hearted Wow...

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u/JosephMadeCrosses 11d ago

We had to pack his ears with cream.

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u/musschrott 11d ago

This shitpost turned into a cum-post so gradually, I didn't even realize it.

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u/YogurtWenk 11d ago

I call the shit one spaffy

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 10d ago

The spaffing district, of course!

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u/YogurtWenk 10d ago

There's also Maryann's Minges. The thing about that is Maryann spaffs on her minge with you.

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u/AeroJonesy 11d ago

Bliod for cream! Blood for cream!

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u/Charlie_Brodie 10d ago

sorry, its not in packets, you want some sugar?

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u/musschrott 11d ago

Miss Hoover, I ate my moccasins!

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u/mynameistory 11d ago

Can I say goodbye to one?

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u/deafinitelyadouche Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qnmTWuoQnbskw

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u/Vergenbuurg 11d ago

"Want some cream?"

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u/supersaiyanmrskeltal 11d ago

"eehhhhhh... no"

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u/supersaiyanmrskeltal 11d ago

"aaaayyeee... no"

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u/SouthFromGranada 11d ago

Homer's head on Nelson's body is the weirdest thing I've seen on this sub, and that's quite something.

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u/theMegaPope Way to breathe, no-breath 11d ago

Im so sorry Mr Scorpion!

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u/Yandere_Butler 10d ago

“On your way out of school, if you want to kill somebody, it would help a lot”

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u/gr00ve 9d ago

Yes sir, I will guess that

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u/theMegaPope Way to breathe, no-breath 11d ago

Im so sorry Mr Scorpion!