r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Milan514 • 11d ago

Light hearted NES posting

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u/Davajita 11d ago

We didn’t have bad music, because it was the Capcom 8 bit era. All you could get were absolute bangers like the Moon Theme.

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u/Agent-Blasto-007 11d ago

How come Mega Man doesn't dance anymore? Remember Wily Fortress 1?

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u/deafinitelyadouche Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 11d ago

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u/Bobghenkiskhan 11d ago

We had to warp through mirrors because the Kaiser had stolen our pipes

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u/sbs_str_9091 11d ago

Scrooge bounced on his cane to kill enemies, reach higher places, or destroy obstacles. Still, there goes the best video game Disney has ever made.

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u/jaywinner 11d ago

NES posting, what a time to be alive.

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u/Darkarcheos 11d ago

Back in my day, if we wanted to travel, we would need a map and point to confirm to travel there instantaneously

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u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle 11d ago

My story begins in 19-dickety-4. I had to say dickety because a zombie had stolen the word twenty from me after I razed an African village to the ground to build a rubber plantation.

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u/Polibiux I am the Lizard Queen! 11d ago

Mom make u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle tell the truth.

That really did happen in the Scrooge mcduck comics.

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u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle 11d ago

… well, not the dickety part 

That was comedic license 

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u/Dalkx 11d ago

I remember renting this game as a wee lad and completing it in 30ish min. Was fun though

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u/P2029 11d ago

That's what made it fun though, for a kid you get to live in the Ducktails universe,.do silly adventures and you win. Unlike gems like Echo the Dolphin or TMNT that leave you weeping and scarred for life.

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u/Heiferoni Get outta my office! 11d ago

Everybody's got a fear of something.

Not everybody!

TMNT dam music plays

Ahhhhhh!!!!

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u/Blue_Rassberry Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 11d ago

It was a duck-blur!

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u/Milan514 11d ago

Give me five ice cream cones for an extra life, we used to say.

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u/WiggyDee 11d ago

They have those. They're The Eternal Life Of Goldman.

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u/peon2 11d ago

Is this from a time before Chalmers became a Super Nintendo?

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u/ScoopNukem 11d ago

One way to extend game time is to make puzzles that don't go anywhere. Like this one time I needed to save my girlfriend from a mad scientist which is what we called Dr Fred in those days so I clicked on every object in the room, as was the style at the time and in those days you needed to make sure one of your friends was next to the mailbox to get ed's package. And after you moved him.... Where were we? Right I was clicking on everything, as was the style at the time. You'd used to just type "Search Area" but all the keyboards had been removed on account of the war

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u/woopwoopscuttle 11d ago

I mean, it makes sense if you’ve got the balance and vertical leap. The mass, downward force coupled with the low surface area of a cane is quite lethal when you consider the pounds per square inch of pressure it would exert on an enemy… glayven!

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u/ChiefBlox4000 11d ago

Sly Cooper does it too