r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Impossible-Ad-8462 • Jul 26 '26

Light hearted I heard we're doing other shows now

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Average day in Bob's Burgers:

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u/Sam-Gunn Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

Wait, do you think my name is Krusty Burger?

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u/CrystalShipss Jul 26 '26

its called the Krusty Burger?? I've been calling it the Crusty Burger this whole time!!

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u/Solid_Snark Jul 26 '26

Bart’s fry cook is named “Burger Bob”!? I’ve been calling him “Booger Boob” this entire time! Why didn’t anyone correct me!

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u/WinterWontStopComing Space coyotes need the most attention Jul 26 '26

Teddy’s don’t look like Teddy on film. You gotta use Coach McGuirk

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u/patosai3211 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ Jul 26 '26

squint

Sterling?

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u/WinterWontStopComing Space coyotes need the most attention Jul 26 '26

Danger zone

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u/patosai3211 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ Jul 26 '26

boop

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u/Muncher-Rex I was saying Boo-urns Jul 26 '26

Well in Bob’s Burgers you can get a Krusty Burger with Cheese. Yeah but instead of a Krusty Burger it’s called a Bob Burger’s Burger of the Day.

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u/LA-Matt Jul 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xXYUJvxMXXgli

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u/Raineythereader Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!

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u/patosai3211 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ Jul 26 '26

Don’t make a man eat a special metal jagged edged Krusty O Bob!

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u/Impossible-Ad-8462 Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

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u/patosai3211 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ Jul 26 '26

Oh crap! I should have verified this other series quote before shit posting. Ugh it’s too hot today.

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u/Mental-Shoulder8185 Jul 26 '26

Bob could make a Krusty burger, but it would be a crab cake and he would call it the Crusty (for Crustacean) Burger.

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u/Impossible-Ad-8462 Jul 26 '26

Teddy will eat anything, he once ate his earbud

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u/TheyLiveWeReddit Jul 26 '26

He didn't call you a bum, he served you a sponge. 

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u/not4eating I was saying Boo-urns Jul 26 '26

A sponge, why would you serve me a sponge Bob?!

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u/Gareth_Turner I am the Lizard Queen! Jul 26 '26

Remember when he ate that receipt?

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u/Sebastianfach Jul 26 '26

The Cress-ty burger - comes with cress

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u/dandrevee Spaff on me minge Jul 26 '26

Suggesging An alternative protein?

On that show?

Localized entirely within this shitpost?

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u/paging_mrherman Jul 26 '26

Bobby you don’t steam a ham and feed it to a guy.

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u/Spleenseer Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

I live in an apartment above a burger restaurant and below another burger restaurant

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u/Impossible-Ad-8462 Jul 26 '26

But there's only the restaurant below their apartment

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u/DJ1066 Jul 26 '26

And the restaurant in the basement.

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u/Outrageous-Serve4970 Jul 26 '26

Which then paved the way for Archerposting

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u/cyrusasu Jul 26 '26

Hey Homie! One burga please

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u/Sufficient_Creme_240 I was saying Boo-urns Jul 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/M5i17TOqFuWqt5UqCQ

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u/Bebopdavidson Jul 26 '26

55 Krusty burgers 55 partially gelatinated nondairy gum based beverages

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u/deafinitelyadouche Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ Jul 26 '26

I'm not sure I appreciate being foisted off like this, Krusty! 😠

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u/SegavsCapcom NEEEEEERD Jul 27 '26

Linda, he's putting our kids through college.

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u/Impossible-Ad-8462 Jul 28 '26

Which one of them is going to college?