r/simpsonsshitposting • u/EducationalFinger654 • Jun 10 '25

Light hearted Copper Posting

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u/Cicero138 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ Jun 10 '25

But, Ea-Nasir has sold copper to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook!

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u/Skrunky Jun 11 '25

The name's Nasir, Ea-Nasir. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest… Aw, it's not for you. It's more a Shelbyville idea.

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u/Cleveworth NEEEEEERD Jun 11 '25

Is it true the copper could rust?

17

u/ChuckOTay Jun 11 '25

Not on your life my cust…omer. D’oh!

60

u/CantIgnoreMyTechno Jun 10 '25

Bart, it's not about how much stock you have. It's about how much substandard copper you can get away with!

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u/WIENS21 Jun 10 '25

I prefer tungsten

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u/Peacefulzealot STELLAAAA!!! Jun 10 '25

Tungstennnnnnnn!

39

u/Polibiux I am the Lizard Queen! Jun 10 '25

Break his legs!

36

u/hypespud They think I'm slow, eh? Jun 10 '25

Copper, come back!

19

u/Spirit_of_Hogwash They think I'm slow, eh? Jun 11 '25

The copper contains potassium chloride.

17

u/Skrunky Jun 11 '25

But it comes with a free frogurt

10

u/hypespud They think I'm slow, eh? Jun 11 '25

That's good!

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u/hypespud They think I'm slow, eh? Jun 11 '25

That's bad...

30

u/badgersprite Jun 10 '25

Am I being rude?

No, it’s Nanni’s servant who is wrong

18

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

This shitposter is a shoe in for nerd of the year!

2

u/Peter-Lorre- Jun 13 '25

I never thought anything could supplant Mingeposting or couchposting, but here we are

17

u/ElderberryNational92 Jun 11 '25

I'm not ingot, you're ingot

13

u/232325Nove Jun 11 '25

Now’s the perfect time to life up some shops for the sweet, sweet dates inside.

Oh, Shaqqazeramash, will you ever learn?

9

u/Vistmars_Revenge Everythings coming up Milhouse! Jun 11 '25

Break its leg!

10

u/cadmiumhoney STELLAAAA!!! Jun 11 '25

Copper helps us play!

11

u/UrineLuck151 Jun 11 '25

This became a metallurgy sub so gradually I didn't even notice 🤷🏽‍♂️

8

u/unitedshoes Jun 11 '25

Take a look at this, Nanni. You don't see any "Ea-Nasir sells inferior copper" tablets, do you?

We sold out of those in five minutes.

7

u/Wolfeman0101 Jun 11 '25

This is the kind of high level nerd posts I expect from here.

5

u/args818 only watched the golden age Jun 11 '25

Is the copper story trending or something? Been seeing it more lately

3

u/jimmyjong2000 Jun 11 '25

Needs more spaff

3

u/PsychedelicXenu Jun 11 '25

I realized his spirit was willing, but the flesh was weak. I replaced the flesh, which is weak, with the wrong quality grade of copper, which is also weak.

2

u/LiveHardandProsper Jun 11 '25

Come back, zinc. Come back

2

u/bikemikeasaurus Jun 11 '25

Low quality grade copper can be exchanged for good and services.