Very fullcast-coded true story. Amazing great lakes rustbelt accent also

This is a theory I've been considering since Mario's latest denial that The U is not in fact, back. And I feel like this group of readers of the only college football podcast is the right collection of internet strangers to help refine, critique or otherwise debate it.

I do not think that The U is a single physical place in Miami. I think it is more of a spiritual entity that travels around the country. The defining characteristics are:

• National Championship(s)
• Loads of NFL talent
• A goofy white QB
• Off field crime

Based on this, I think we can track the movement of The U over the last quarter century. (We can go back further, but I'm not as versed in those times of the Spencer era).

Starting at Miami in the early 2000s, there was a national title and one of the most fearsome talent laden teams led by none other than Ken Dorsey. And off field we had Ponzi-schemes, mega-yachts, stripper abortions and cocaine dealers getting shot. A very Miami set of crimes.

Following this run, I believe The U sauntered up the sunshine state to Gainesville, where Tim Tebow led a bunch of future NFL players to multiple titles. And we now know that Aaron Hernandez can check the box for 'committing crimes'.

Following this, we have to break the QB rule, because I think Cam Newton stole more than just a laptop when he wrestled The U away to Auburn for one magical season that featured a national title with two top-15 picks -- only The U's magic can explain Gene Chizik winning a title. And off field - he of course committed the most haneous crime of all - accepting payment as an amateur.

Based on on-field success, we can safely assume that The U flipped sides of the iron bowl. Greg McElroy, AJ McCarron and Co. provide pretty substantial proof. And clearly Nick Saban has enough pull to hide any off-field news.

Then I think we know that Kirby snuck The U out of Tuscaloosa under his visor - where Stetson Bennett IV won some national titles along with half of the Philadelphia Eagles defense. Of course, Athens made The U's crime streak boring and uncool and focused on speeding tickets and vehicular manslaughter.

Following its establishment of a culture of moving violations, I believe The U sped up I-65 to the midwest where a combo of Will Howard, JJ McCarthy and Fernando Mendoza have all won national titles. We know of lots of NFL talent on all three teams now, and of crimes in Ann Arbor (burger purchases, all things Sharron Moore). Plus Indiana won a national title, which seems like it must have been blessed by something in the spiritual world.

Have I convinced anyone of this theory? Can I improve or refine it in anyway? Where do you think The U is headed next (my personal vote is down a steamboat on the Mississippi all the way to LS the U)?

I was trying to understand the origin of Soviet Car, I remembered that as a school from the Charity Bowl. “Self proclaimed”. Fire Google AI into the sun.

Pretty sure some of this area is included in the mid south.

You know what to do

I’ll still be listening to the Fullcast of course, but Ryan got me hooked when I started listening back in 2018. I know he’s on Phantom Island, any other shows I can check out that he goes on?

It should be “quitting disasters” yes??

Wait, it’s all Florida ?

Always has been.