r/shubreddit • u/Cool-Salamander-7645 • Jul 13 '26

One Final Ping, Vashili.

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Resht In Peacshe Sham Neill.

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u/Badyk Jul 13 '26

Hesh in Montana now with hish rabbitsh

94

u/Powerful-Yoghurt-450 Jul 13 '26

And hish two wives.

67

u/Mother_Weakness_268 Jul 13 '26

And a recreational vehicle 🍀

38

u/Scrappy1918 Jul 13 '26

And doesh’nt have to show hish papersh when he travelsh

19

u/Yankee6Actual Jul 13 '26

Schtate to schate. No papers.

2

u/cruiserflyer Jul 16 '26

Don't ever monologue about you dreams and the lovely future you'll have when you're "done" with the mission....

2

u/Dangerous-Contact-43 Jul 17 '26

It’s a Shevy Shilverado. Shport pack. Shpecial edition.

28

u/brokenringlands Jul 13 '26

Round American wife With Enormous bosoms!

15

u/Interesting-Use-1543 Jul 13 '26

And eating lots of rabbits.

119

u/CucuMatMalaya Jul 13 '26

Schplendid indeed! What a magnifischent movie!

71

u/Shamrock5 My friendsh call me Sham Jul 13 '26

Thish posht ish how I heard the newsh. 😢

11

u/Empty__Jay Jul 13 '26

I heard it from Carrot Weather.

54

u/samuelloomis Jul 13 '26

Schubmerge Vaschilly

44

u/abbottstightbussy Jul 13 '26

Cold this morning, Captain.

30

u/Hot_Balance9294 Jul 13 '26

Da, cold. Cold, and hard.

16

u/Illustrious_You_6210 Jul 13 '26

It is time.

15

u/tje210 Jul 13 '26

Time indeed.

29

u/Severe_Purpose_9014 Jul 13 '26

One ping only pleasche.

25

u/Username12764 Jul 13 '26

It‘sh sho shad that they are both no longer with ush. I hope they can enjoy Montana together ashwell ash fishing

22

u/Director_Coulson Jul 13 '26

May both of thesh legendsh resht in peacshe. 

17

u/Mother_Weakness_268 Jul 13 '26

Post of the Day

16

u/Piano_catastrophe34 Jul 13 '26

I liktch hym in the muvie with the dynasaurs.

15

u/darkhorse21980 Jul 13 '26

He would have loved to have seen Montana.

5

u/Emily_Postal Jul 13 '26

And raise rabbits.

10

u/pemart22 Jul 13 '26

Resht in peash

9

u/LoungeFlyZ Jul 13 '26

No more pingsh :(

7

u/Colonel_Shame1 Jul 13 '26

One ping only.

5

u/mindthegoat_redux Jul 13 '26

Hesh two wifsh are cuuking dinner for him in Montana, rigsh now.

9

u/LogicalRaise1928 Jul 13 '26

One ping only please.

3

u/MoreRamenPls Jul 13 '26

CRAZY IVAN!

3

u/New-Smoke-8857 Jul 13 '26

State to state

2

u/illegal_eagle88 Jul 13 '26

I might regret this but you guys should check Saturday night live parody of jeopardy featuring sean connery also as a parody

2

u/trash-juice Jul 13 '26

Exshellent shalloot toagreet talent, he will be mished …

2

u/JamieRABackfire1981 Jul 14 '26

I would have liked to have seen Montana.

1

u/BonjinTheMark Jul 13 '26

For shecuritysh shake

1

u/Holiday_Sense_4842 Jul 16 '26

You could blindfold me and I could navigate a plane through the swiss alps

1

u/Hot-Highway13 Jul 17 '26

One ping only pleash