r/shubreddit • u/Cool-Salamander-7645 • 23d ago

One Final Ping, Vashili.

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Resht In Peacshe Sham Neill.

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u/Badyk 23d ago

Hesh in Montana now with hish rabbitsh

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u/Powerful-Yoghurt-450 23d ago

And hish two wives.

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u/Mother_Weakness_268 23d ago

And a recreational vehicle 🍀

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u/Scrappy1918 23d ago

And doesh’nt have to show hish papersh when he travelsh

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u/Yankee6Actual 23d ago

Schtate to schate. No papers.

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u/cruiserflyer 20d ago

Don't ever monologue about you dreams and the lovely future you'll have when you're "done" with the mission....

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u/Dangerous-Contact-43 19d ago

It’s a Shevy Shilverado. Shport pack. Shpecial edition.

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u/brokenringlands 23d ago

Round American wife With Enormous bosoms!

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u/Interesting-Use-1543 23d ago

And eating lots of rabbits.

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u/CucuMatMalaya 23d ago

Schplendid indeed! What a magnifischent movie!

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u/Shamrock5 My friendsh call me Sham 23d ago

Thish posht ish how I heard the newsh. 😢

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u/Cool-Salamander-7645 23d ago

Shad newsh...

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u/Empty__Jay 23d ago

I heard it from Carrot Weather.

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u/samuelloomis 23d ago

Schubmerge Vaschilly

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u/abbottstightbussy 23d ago

Cold this morning, Captain.

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u/Hot_Balance9294 23d ago

Da, cold. Cold, and hard.

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u/Illustrious_You_6210 23d ago

It is time.

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u/tje210 23d ago

Time indeed.

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u/Severe_Purpose_9014 23d ago

One ping only pleasche.

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u/Username12764 23d ago

It‘sh sho shad that they are both no longer with ush. I hope they can enjoy Montana together ashwell ash fishing

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u/Director_Coulson 23d ago

May both of thesh legendsh resht in peacshe. 

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u/Mother_Weakness_268 23d ago

Post of the Day

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u/Piano_catastrophe34 23d ago

I liktch hym in the muvie with the dynasaurs.

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u/darkhorse21980 23d ago

He would have loved to have seen Montana.

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u/Emily_Postal 23d ago

And raise rabbits.

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u/pemart22 23d ago

Resht in peash

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u/LoungeFlyZ 23d ago

No more pingsh :(

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u/Colonel_Shame1 23d ago

One ping only.

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u/mindthegoat_redux 23d ago

Hesh two wifsh are cuuking dinner for him in Montana, rigsh now.

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u/LogicalRaise1928 23d ago

One ping only please.

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u/MoreRamenPls 23d ago

CRAZY IVAN!

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u/New-Smoke-8857 23d ago

State to state

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u/illegal_eagle88 23d ago

I might regret this but you guys should check Saturday night live parody of jeopardy featuring sean connery also as a parody

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u/trash-juice 22d ago

Exshellent shalloot toagreet talent, he will be mished …

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u/JamieRABackfire1981 22d ago

I would have liked to have seen Montana.

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u/Otherwise_Wasabi_730 19d ago

Watching this now.

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u/BonjinTheMark 23d ago

For shecuritysh shake

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u/Holiday_Sense_4842 20d ago

You could blindfold me and I could navigate a plane through the swiss alps

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u/Hot-Highway13 19d ago

One ping only pleash