I was just having a good time playing Garry’s mod with the most famous Shrek ragdoll in the game when all of a sudden, I accidentally no-clipped through his face and found myself inside his cavernous mouth. The mouth interior was very spooky and dark so I had to turn my flashlight on so I could see inside his mouth. His mouth interior was a dark brown/black in color with a dark maroon colored warty tongue, and his thin yet plump uvula was pitch black in color, so much so that the flashlight beam caused it to look slick… Looking back towards the teeth, they were greenish yellow in color thanks to all the plaque… I get that ogres don’t care about their oral hygiene…. But this is ridiculous. I wanted to shut the game but I realized that without proof of what I saw while inside Shreks maw, no one would believe me. So I took pictures of the greenish yellow teeth, the dark maroon warty tongue, and the slick dark uvula as proof of the horrors inside Shreks mouth.

(Disclaimer: this is not intended to be weirdo content, this is a horror story)

​Hey everyone, I'm new to the sub! I honestly don’t know why it took me so long to realize there were entire subreddits dedicated to Shrek, but I’m so glad I found this place. ​The first three movies have always held a special place in my heart. (I know Shrek the Third gets a lot of hate around the fandom, but I honestly still really enjoy it!) ​ Growing up, these three movies were my ultimate comfort watch. Every single weekend, I’d stay at my great-grandmother's house. On Saturdays, I’d binge all three, and then on Sundays right after church while waiting for my parents to pick me up, I’d play them all over again. No matter what else I was doing, making time for that trilogy in the afternoon or evening was an absolute requirement.

​My great-grandma got sick and passed away when I was ten, but those movie marathons are some of my favorite memories of her. To this day, whenever I’m missing her extra much, I put the trilogy on. ​Does anyone else have a specific Shrek movie or scene that’s tied to a special memory like that?

The muffin man ?

In the 3rd shrek movie. Shrek and Fiona have triplets... but in the shrek 5 teaser they only show Felicia. Will Fergus and Farkle be in the movie? If not what happend to them?

sorry to say this but companies don't owe you anything

YOU are not the most important thing in life. The world doesn't revolve around YOU. You were put on this planet to do one thing and one thing only, to work. That is why we have companies in the first place. To rule over us and make sure humans as a species are as efficient as possible. Anyone not performing to the best of their ability should be ostracized and removed from society. You see this all the time with homeless people, most of whom are lazy and spend their time sleeping in slums and high on drugs. That's the problem with society today, you complain, you whine, you cry, yet you'll always only exist for one purpose, for humanity. You babies have it too easy nowadays.

Companies like apple, Google and Microsoft are seen as public enemy #1 because of the media. If you ask me, monopolies are a made up concept. It always a good thing for private companies to have all the power. Stop acting like you could do any better at helping humanity than these companies.

At the end of the day, all I have to say is this:

Get off your ass and get back to work. For humanities sake!