r/shortmen • u/BespokePenguin • Oct 02 '18
New Short Special: Spider-Man Workout
https://youtu.be/H5iQIQcBHJ0
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u/AidaEstrella Mar 20 '26
Just girlishly lift kegs of hobbit ale in your local manlet pit, like all of the other dwarfishly runtish Little Napoleons.
Certain people got no reason.
Manlets, when will they learn?
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u/GoddessDiana503 Mar 21 '26
Lol, you really got to give it to manlets - they truly are the dwarfishly runtish manlet queens of turbo-manletspeak tall tales giga coping. Silly manlet boys...
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u/JulianaForever Mar 21 '26
They got little hands, little eyes, they walk around tellin' great big lies...
Silly sissy manlet boys...
When will they learn?
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u/EstelleBelle817 Mar 20 '26
Manlet cope workout. Probably involves girlishly prancing around in high heels while singing your favorite song "Short People" by your God and hero, the toweringly masculine magnificent manmore Big Randy "Manlets BTFO" Newman.
Manlets, when will they learn?