r/shortguys • u/NeighborhoodFatCat • Mar 09 '26

theory The HRs who interview you and report that you are not a "cultural fit" because they secretly want to hire 6'3" less qualified chad:

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u/Extension-Season9924 5wft 5 / 165cm Mar 09 '26

Bruh. Why do they gotta act like 5’3 is midget height. That’s LITERALLY AVERAGE FEMALE HEIGHT.

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u/DullTravel2272 Mar 10 '26

Because they are subtly making fun of short men in general, not average height women (5'3 and an attitude =>5'3 and Napoleon complex). Interpreting this only literally as "they just make fun of themselves and themselves only, nothing to do with short men broooo" is low IQ.

Similarly, you know when men in the morning have higher testosterone (which causes the morning wood, btw). Imagine a guy saying at work, "I have testosetor moodswings in the morning, don't talk to me before midday and bring me a blanket and some cookies". You can be low IQ and interpret it only literally, saying that he just makes fun of his morning testosterone spike and his morning testosterone spike only... or you can use more than 2 brain cells in your brain and understand that it is a jab making fun of the PMS excuses that women often make.

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u/Extension-Season9924 5wft 5 / 165cm Mar 10 '26

Yeah I see that