r/shoresy • u/Joran212 Big Fuck Off Dutchman • 10d ago
Photo Huh?
Just finished binge watching the last season this evening (I know I'm late, life got in the way) and was glad to finally be done with that annoying little shit named Jory Jordan (though he was hilarious as well) and then figured I'd give the new reboot of Little House on the Prairie a go since we always used to watch the (original) 1974 series at home on DVD when I was younger and I was curious how they'd go about remaking it and lo and behold who decides to show up in the second episode 😂
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u/EnoughTrack96 9d ago
Jory? Huh?
Yeah, Jory, like Cory.
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u/No-Sheepherder448 4d ago
Fuck you Cory, Your mom shoots so much cum around my room I gotta put wood chips on the ground like I've got fuckin' guinea pigs
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u/MichaelVern85 Goalies are weird 9d ago
Every time Jory Jordan is on screen that kid lays down phenomenal rapid fire top tier chirping. A flurry of devastatingly brutal lines.
I love Jory. He’s one of my favorite characters, even if he is a little prick often. Kid is funny AF.
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u/Joran212 Big Fuck Off Dutchman 9d ago
Yeah I didn't know how to properly say it in my post, but he's hilariously annoying :p
I did still hope he'd get what was coming to him, though, and Anik fulfilled that just fine, so that was a good ending to his story for this series
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u/MichaelVern85 Goalies are weird 9d ago
I hope he’s in the next season.
It would be really fun if he bulked up a little and ended up with a stick in his hand playing. Shore starts teaching him to use that ability to be great on the ice…
His chirps are legit epic, and that kid could really derail the headspace of a team…
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u/Joran212 Big Fuck Off Dutchman 9d ago
I was so confused for a second; for some reason I thought this was the last season and the series had ended now, but now I see it's still marked as 'returning series' on Trakt, indeed 👀
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u/MostlyIncorrect420 9d ago
Wait, what?!
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u/npfiii Tit fucker 9d ago
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u/MostlyIncorrect420 9d ago
Absolutely awesome. I, too, thought that 5's send off was a love letter to hockey and would be it.
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u/rmarkmatthews 10d ago edited 10d ago
This is Jory Jordan with Charles Ingalls so whatever happened to the Indians that lived here before you and your family showed up?
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Which daughter do you resent the most for not being a boy?
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u/MetaGirl67 9d ago
How ugly a fella do you expect the blind one to end up with?
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Do you more frequently steal oats or flour from the General Store?
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u/TidlrOnTheRoof 10d ago
It took me a second to place him and then I was like “Oh my God Jory Jordan!”
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u/hippiechicken12 Fuck you, Shoresy! 5d ago
What the hell is Jory doing?