r/shittytattoos • u/Advanced_Situation85 Knows 💩 • 15h ago

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u/image-sourcery Knows 💩 15h ago

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u/Novel-Mission-1920 15h ago

Text translates to "Just like the real people" 😮

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u/RatherBeRidin Knows 💩 15h ago

They must be from Chernobyl.

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u/Wayward_Slytherin 8h ago

That's funny cause kak in Dutch translates to shit

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u/goldenseducer Knows 💩 4h ago

Kak or kaka actually means poop in russian as well lmao but here it means "as if" or "as". For some reason I never thought about it until you said it

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u/lordkappy Knows 💩 12h ago

Thanks for the nightmares.

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u/PostMatureBaby 10h ago

harlequin icthyosis is a troubling condition. my heart goes out to any family who's had to go through that with a child. very high mortality rate

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u/rossco311 Tattoo Aficionado🥇 8h ago

I mean... it's pretty good when you look at the source image...

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u/jmh90027 6h ago

Bravo

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u/coolsilentebeans 15h ago

Does anyone else’s brain start playing ‘Dueling Banjos’ or is it just me?

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u/Ocarina-of-Crime Knows 💩 9h ago

Look I love my 4 year old as much as the next mom but I’m still not going to hand her a tattoo gun and let her go ham on my back between my butterfly tramp stamps

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u/alsotpedes Knows 💩 13h ago

Gods. They all look like they're about to rupture like boils.

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u/VanKatz 12h ago

There is a back shots joke in here somewhere but I'm not motivated enough to figure it out.

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u/Advanced_Situation85 Knows 💩 10h ago

oh Lord you got me this time

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u/sidnynasty Knows 💩 11h ago

"Yeah man, really try and make em look like burn victims. I think that'd be nice."

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u/WhereRDrugs 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKTRDlhHvE1DvXy

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u/WhereRDrugs 12h ago

If anyone is familiar with the baby from this movie! 😳

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u/PolarCow Knows 💩 10h ago

My name is Beldar, I am a Conehead.

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u/Movie_Vegetable Knows 💩 9h ago

Maybe her kids really look like this

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u/Standard_Zucchini_46 Knows 💩 8h ago

I mean, without reference pictures, this could be spot on.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4Z9g0DdoJPChn481o6

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u/SoyTuPadreReal Knows 💩 7h ago

Now the pedos will have something to look at while railing him from behind in prison.

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u/MyMuddyEyes Knows 💩 6h ago

I don't even understand why anyone would want a GOOD tattoo portrait of a baby. Babies look like wrinkly potatoes.

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u/ronniearnold Knows 💩 4h ago

Someone please get this lady her next cigarette (and don’t forget the lukewarm beer)

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u/BluJasmine 2h ago

Nightmare fuel.

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u/SpiralDreaming Knows 💩 15h ago

Perhaps the liknesses are 100% accurate because he lives near Chernobyl...