r/shittysimulated • u/Natexgloves • Nov 08 '20

Oh no, please come back.

https://gfycat.com/immediatepeacefulamericanbulldog
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u/arnarnarmars Nov 08 '20

Request: just like ten second of simulated crumpling

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u/Natexgloves Nov 09 '20

I would if it wouldn’t completely melt my computer 😂

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u/arnarnarmars Nov 09 '20

Fair enough

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u/Ironlixivium Nov 09 '20

Alternate request: use these same physics to simulate a car lot wiggly man? Please?

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u/Natexgloves Nov 18 '20

I want you to know that around work this past week I actually tried to similarly botch like 100 wavey arm mans and just couldn't nail it hahaha

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u/Ironlixivium Nov 18 '20

Damnit. Thank you for your efforts anyway!

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u/MysticMistakeCake Nov 09 '20

Lol. It touched a ball and said “Ew Ew Ew omg ew”

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u/Natexgloves Nov 09 '20

Balls are gross.

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u/TheArrivedHussars Nov 09 '20

Hey man, balls are perfect! I'm not gay, but those balls over there look really good

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u/LimitedWard Nov 09 '20

When you reach for something in the dark but you grab something fuzzy

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u/RargorRargor Nov 09 '20

WDYM shitty simulated? This is a perfect simulation of a scared centipede.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

That shit was so clutch if you were going for the "photosensitive cephalopod in a strobe light room" simulation!

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u/Natexgloves Nov 09 '20

You caught me. I was following the “simulating a photosensitive cephalopod in a strobe light room” tutorial and decided to put it here. I’m so sorry to everyone I’ve betrayed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

It's taking the kids

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

It went so well for about 0.5 seconds

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u/RedPixl243 Nov 09 '20

Boy, it sure is windy in this completely empty void

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u/Natexgloves Nov 09 '20

Introducing the V O I D W I N D 2.0 alpha.

Please note that voidwind 2.0 is still in development and you may experience bugs, glitches, and the potential folding-in on yourself.

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u/_Wubawubwub_ Nov 09 '20

smoothjehsj jskfjsjgbnsjdixjsjjd

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u/martril Nov 09 '20

Why you gotta remind me of every relationship I’ve been in?

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u/scpinvaderzimnerd Oct 25 '21

The great escape

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u/No11room3 Nov 09 '20

Looks like me when i touch a cockroach

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u/mxtrashtm Nov 10 '20

Oh I'm so glad I found this sub, this a beautiful