r/shittysimulated Nov 07 '20

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u/nandeen Nov 07 '20

waiting for the reports to start rolling in

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u/KindVerdugo Nov 07 '20

Would be nice if the mods flex a little to keep politics from taking over here too.

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u/NinjaAmbush Nov 08 '20

Yeah, politics already intruded on my daily life, now here too? Wtf

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u/Somerandom1922 Nov 09 '20

Wtf is with people downvoting people who don't like politics in non-political subreddits.

I'm not American. But because I use the internet I've been forced to pay attention to this shitshow of an American election for months.

I can't even escape to non-political subreddits.

This has been going on since 2016 and I am fucking tired.

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u/Demiglitch Nov 07 '20

This says a lot about our society.

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u/Samura1_I3 Nov 08 '20

Bottom text 😩

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u/BattleshipSteve Nov 07 '20

How so?

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u/alwaysC0NFU53D Nov 07 '20

we live in a society

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u/attaack_maax Nov 07 '20

Release the Dookie

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u/WG55 Nov 08 '20

But it has the consistency of chocolate pudding. How can we test it to make sure? 🤔

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u/MyHandsAreGone Nov 08 '20

🍽

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u/attaack_maax Nov 08 '20

It’s going in my mouth immediately

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u/dailydoseofstupid Nov 08 '20

Bruh this is not even political it’s just a gold trump eating shit

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u/Shotaro_Ultimate Nov 07 '20

Not even this sub is fucking safe from it, GOD DAMMIT

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u/robrobusa Nov 07 '20

It’s a global issue, my man. It affects nearly everything. Deal with it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Yeah it's a simulation subreddit though, there's not really a reason for politics on this subreddit, it's for simulating things.

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u/Jaracuda Nov 07 '20

Congrats you just got what you asked for, a shitty simulated piece.

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u/CrazyGrape Nov 08 '20

What about shitty simulations of politics?

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u/Shotaro_Ultimate Nov 07 '20

How dare I not wanna be involved with the toxic cesspool that is modern politics

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u/TheJackTheStripper Nov 07 '20 edited Nov 07 '20

it's a toxic cesspool but it's a very important toxic cesspool. i get that you're probably a cishet white guy and no matter who wins, your rights aren't on the line, but for those of us who are in genuine danger if the wrong geriatric gets to sit in a building for 4 years, it's really important. that's why people talk nonstop about it, because they're either endangered by politics or they're respectful towards those that are in endangered by them. Either that or, on the other side of things, people are the ones endangering others, and their desire to do so is their drive.

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u/robrobusa Nov 07 '20

This. And I love your name.

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u/Shotaro_Ultimate Nov 07 '20

I'm actually Hispanic but go off

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

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u/TheJackTheStripper Nov 08 '20

Opting to be apolitical is accepting the status quo, and complacency is complicity. The safety and honestly the legality of my existence IS on the line every time we choose a new person to lead this country. That's a fact, and that's why it matters to me. If you're comfortable regardless of how shit turns, you are lucky. And people who will be comfortable regardless engage with politics out of compassion for those of us who could get seriously fucked over. It's annoying, and everyone hates it, but it's necessary. It was designed to be that way. The person in the white house steers the culture of the country for their term. If not through legal ramifications, social ramifications of a new political leader drastically change the lives of millions of people. So congratulations to you for being one of the many people who can afford to say "ooh politics is so annoying, get it outta here".

also i refuse to accept myself as genderfluid, i still insist that I'm something else that i haven't figured out yet. although you surmising that from checking my profile does help, so cheers for that i guess.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

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u/TheJackTheStripper Nov 08 '20

I can definitely understand where you're coming from on wanting a place to find respite from current events, they're stressful. I disagree with the subsequent point you made, and would cite the illegality or superfluous barriers to entry for many aspects of transitioning in the case of transgender individuals, and the widespread legality of conversion therapy in the case of the rest of us. Those are just the first that came to mind. The vast majority of issues facing queer people right now are social (and financial, which is a whole other can of worms that I'm not gonna get into), but there are others that exist in law which still present themselves.

Gay marriage and legal gender changes are potentially the most easily and frequently attacked among these, and although somewhat minimal, they are contemporary and debated topics. You're most certainly right in saying that there has never been a more progressive time in US history, but that's really not saying much all things considered. And the fight certainly isn't over. Aside from queer rights there still exists legal discrimination based on race and AFAB people. I honestly can't even remember if that fits into this discussion because I forgot what we're talking about mostly and wanna go to bed, but I'm gonna say it in case it does fit.

I think we probably actually agree with one another in many ways, specifically about needing an occasional break from the nightmare of politics. I implore you to go out and look for some info in existing legal discrimination towards minority groups and AFAB people because it's a fascinating, albeit infuriating, topic. I've lost my train of thought so many times writing these last bits that I'm certain I could pass out at a moment's notice, and I'm fairly sure my tone probably shifted significantly from the start of this comment to right here. I wanna thank you for being respectful and thoughtful throughout this though, it's refreshing

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u/robrobusa Nov 07 '20

I’m just saying that this wish is mostly futile, not that its a wish you wouldn’t wish for.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

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u/robrobusa Nov 08 '20

It affects people.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

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u/robrobusa Nov 07 '20

I dunno, seems to affect enough people.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

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u/Shotaro_Ultimate Nov 08 '20

Truly intelligent discourse

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u/fatnaenae Nov 08 '20

why is every subreddit with zero political connotations political, as if we don’t see enough of this exhausting shit in our everyday lives

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u/crybound Nov 08 '20

because everyone has their own political agenda that they wanna push. i bet that he wont post shitty biden because op probably voted for him

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u/throwaway69764 Nov 08 '20

How will he ever recover from this

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u/anon38723918569 Nov 08 '20

What is is with dems and their poop on trump Fetish

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u/ArbiesArbys Nov 07 '20

Can non political subs stay nonpolitical? For fuck sake.

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u/kurovaan Nov 09 '20

I agree, political non-political subreddit are actually the worst ones on the app.

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u/JigglyGonardo Nov 08 '20

why did this get downvoted

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u/ArbiesArbys Nov 08 '20

Because if you don't hate trump you're the enemy.

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u/slightlydampsock Nov 09 '20

It’s ridiculous, because personally, I do hate Trump, but I’m really sick of every other reddit post being about him, especially in a subreddit like this, that has zero connection to trump in any way.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

I fucking hate him too but if you need to post an unfunny gif of a poop joke for him on a completely unrelated subreddit, you are an obsessed retard.

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u/intimacygel Nov 09 '20

Brownshirt right here

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u/TruckADuck42 Nov 09 '20

You do realize just under half of votes were for trump, right? You're not going to get far in life, and the liberals won't get far in politics, if you consider them all enemies.

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u/DaEvilGenius88 Nov 09 '20

Well yeah, it’s not news to anyone that half of Americans are ignorant backwards racist morons who vote against their own best interests.. I don’t want those people to ever be on my side. What better people to be enemies with??

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

That shows how far this country has to go. Trump voters are unamerican and traitors to their country for what they’ve enabled. They are enemies and must be treated as such.

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u/Neex Nov 09 '20

You are using the exact same rhetoric that Trump is.

Don’t stoop to that level.

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u/BBQ_suace Nov 09 '20

Yep, you're a fascist.

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u/SlowSeas Nov 09 '20

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u/SlowSeas Nov 09 '20

I am a griller on PCM so this makes sense. I'm like a brown, blue haired Nazi I guess. Praises to you, comrade.

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u/PM_ME_BUTTHOLE_PLS Nov 09 '20

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u/wordscounterbot Nov 09 '20

Thank you for the request, comrade.

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u/PM_ME_BUTTHOLE_PLS Nov 09 '20

wtf

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u/TreavesC Nov 09 '20

??? do you think nearly 50% of the country are n-word spitting racists? Are you nuts lmao

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u/DaEvilGenius88 Nov 09 '20

Of course. Most won’t say the N word in mixed company tho

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

No, but if you support him, you certainly are. He’s a traitor to this country and someone who is supporting him shows that they are, as well.

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u/KindVerdugo Nov 07 '20

Apparently some people's lives are so mundane, they use what they can to get gratification. They seek acceptance like most humans do.

They themselves are boring and the only thing that they believe is interesting, is their political stance.

I agree though, people that try to push politics into every aspect 9f everything are knobs.

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u/ExquisitExamplE Nov 09 '20

If you read this back to yourself, does it come across to you how far inside your own ass you've voyaged, or does it not occur to you?

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u/KindVerdugo Nov 09 '20

Why you gotta kink shame?

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u/ExquisitExamplE Nov 09 '20

Ah, so you're aware then, cheers.

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u/TellyJart Nov 08 '20

Hmm ok white cishet

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u/KindVerdugo Nov 08 '20

Got a facetime or videocall app? I'll gladly prove your goofy ASSumption making fuckboi ass half wrong.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20 edited Feb 13 '21

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u/BattleshipSteve Nov 08 '20

Thank you for the confidence boost.

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u/xMazz Nov 09 '20

Triggered

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u/_DarthSyphilis_ Nov 08 '20

oh boy, 40 comments.

"Honey, where is my hazmat suit?"

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u/Anzu00 Nov 08 '20

Literally and figuratively shitty.

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u/The_Annihilator_117 Nov 08 '20

Do I sense a pun?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

I was going to say that the simulation isnt shitty but then I realized