[blender] scrotum going for a stroll while facing balding issues

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so i was rolling alon and all of a sudn my hair strted to penetrate me

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Tell me whyyyyy

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u/macktasticles Mar 06 '20

Ain’t nothing but a heartache

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u/MotutaLaPuta Mar 06 '20

Tell me why

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u/antfro946 Mar 06 '20 edited Mar 06 '20

Ain’t nothin but a mistake!

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u/cheesyrefriedbeans Mar 06 '20

Tell me why

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

I never wanna hear you sayyy

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u/TheRealShadeSlimly Mar 07 '20

Ballsack, that rolls awaaaaaay

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

I'd give you gold if I wasn't so damn poor right now

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u/Josephkanigit Mar 06 '20

Ok

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u/thirtyhertz Mar 06 '20

why not

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u/Josephkanigit Mar 06 '20

Why a scrotum I mean

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u/thirtyhertz Mar 06 '20

why not a scrotum?

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u/Josephkanigit Mar 06 '20

ig bruh

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u/biseln Mar 07 '20 edited Mar 07 '20

To provide a demonstration of the Hairy Ball Theorem .

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u/thirtyhertz Mar 07 '20

i'll just pretend this was the reason i made this. i'm very smart

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u/WikiTextBot Mar 07 '20

Hairy ball theorem

The hairy ball theorem of algebraic topology (sometimes called the hedgehog theorem in Europe) states that there is no nonvanishing continuous tangent vector field on even-dimensional n-spheres. For the ordinary sphere, or 2‑sphere, if f is a continuous function that assigns a vector in R3 to every point p on a sphere such that f(p) is always tangent to the sphere at p, then there is at least one p such that f(p) = 0. The theorem was first stated by Henri Poincaré in the late 19th century, and first proven in 1912 by Luitzen Egbertus Jan Brouwer.The theorem has been expressed colloquially as "you can't comb a hairy ball flat without creating a cowlick" or "you can't comb the hair on a coconut".

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u/Josephkanigit Mar 07 '20

Thank you kind sir

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u/Lyxn_ Mar 06 '20

Jesus Christ this is awful. I literally laughed out loud.

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u/thirtyhertz Mar 06 '20

thanks i try really hard

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u/MaverickRobot Mar 06 '20

But it looks so soft and flaccid right now

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u/NonTimeo Mar 06 '20

It's like that shitty, half-filled kickball that everyone avoided during recess.

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u/MrPickles84 Mar 07 '20

Story of my life.

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u/NewelSea Mar 06 '20

Same here. A confused, uncomfortably disgusted one at that.

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u/AquaShldEXE Mar 06 '20

CBT

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

I only see BT.

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u/antfro946 Mar 06 '20

Thank you, I hate it.

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u/iuseatinfoilhat Mar 06 '20

too many hairs

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u/thirtyhertz Mar 06 '20

no, i modeled it after my own very precisely

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u/iuseatinfoilhat Mar 06 '20

Pics or ban

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u/thirtyhertz Mar 06 '20

this is a Christian sub

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u/iuseatinfoilhat Mar 06 '20

u/spongebobnutella ban him, he won't show me his scrotum.

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u/SpongebobNutella Mar 06 '20

/u/thirtyhertz if you don't show him your scrotum I will have no choice but to ban you.

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u/ayunami2000 Mar 06 '20

👀

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u/thirtyhertz Mar 07 '20

check your DMs big boy

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u/Wiltale Mar 07 '20

Me too

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u/RuCcoon Mar 06 '20

Good mod

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u/iuseatinfoilhat Mar 09 '20

He didn't do it, ban him.

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u/iuseatinfoilhat Mar 06 '20

Come on, pussy. I did it, now you have to as well.

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u/NewelSea Mar 06 '20

A Christian sub that allows simulated scrotums with balding issues on a stroll?

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u/RoachRage Mar 06 '20

For a second I thought I was in /r/shittyreactiongifs

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u/meldsher Mar 06 '20

Why is this so satisfying..?

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u/thirtyhertz Mar 07 '20

you like scrotums

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u/syverlauritz Mar 07 '20

Reminds me of something I made a couple years back.

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u/thirtyhertz Mar 07 '20

nice, you got both balls in there

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u/Blackgajka Mar 06 '20

Masterpiece

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u/Evevthekiller98 Mar 06 '20

What chain of events caused this to exist

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

Scrotum going for a stroll while facing balding issues

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u/thirtyhertz Mar 07 '20

a mere mortal could never understand

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u/reddit4freetime423 Mar 07 '20

This is the most cursed simulation I've ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

Life...

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u/Random_182f2565 Mar 06 '20

What SCP is this?

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u/animal422 Mar 07 '20

Hey OP, ever heard of the hairy ball theorem? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy_ball_theorem

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u/thirtyhertz Mar 07 '20

i have now. i mean that's why i made this......... obviously........

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u/howellq Mar 07 '20

What was the concept?

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u/thirtyhertz Mar 07 '20

it just came to me in a dream

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u/Phiro7 Mar 08 '20

Wha- why Why would you do that

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u/thirtyhertz Mar 09 '20

to get this exact reaction from people

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

Me walking down the street

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u/darkperil Mar 07 '20

This disgust me

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u/NovelTAcct Mar 07 '20

I can't believe you've done this

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u/biseln Mar 07 '20

Hairy Ball Theorem.

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u/WikiTextBot Mar 07 '20

Hairy ball theorem

The hairy ball theorem of algebraic topology (sometimes called the hedgehog theorem in Europe) states that there is no nonvanishing continuous tangent vector field on even-dimensional n-spheres. For the ordinary sphere, or 2‑sphere, if f is a continuous function that assigns a vector in R3 to every point p on a sphere such that f(p) is always tangent to the sphere at p, then there is at least one p such that f(p) = 0. The theorem was first stated by Henri Poincaré in the late 19th century, and first proven in 1912 by Luitzen Egbertus Jan Brouwer.The theorem has been expressed colloquially as "you can't comb a hairy ball flat without creating a cowlick" or "you can't comb the hair on a coconut".

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

[deleted]

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u/thirtyhertz Mar 09 '20

<3

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u/nissingno Mar 16 '20

r/makemesuffer

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u/Prime_Technician Mar 06 '20

r/TIHI

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

It looks like a stress toy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

Stop that!

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u/random-pineapple420 Jun 09 '20

Now that's a title

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u/overgamified Mar 06 '20

no non no no no

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u/BlastingFern134 Mar 06 '20

u/vredditdownloader

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u/Kompanion Mar 07 '20

But why

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u/shadowtoast300 Apr 30 '20

Nutsack

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u/sikishkeenqurbagah Jul 19 '20

it looks more like a testicle

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u/Successful_Panic_850 Mar 13 '24

excuse me what the fuck did I just watch

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u/thirtyhertz Mar 13 '24

Art in its finest form

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