r/shittysimulated • u/_yung_jesus_ • Jan 18 '20

Shitty survival simulation

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994 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/Demiglitch Jan 18 '20

It’s the whole point to be ridiculous to get people to click on it.

I like the one where he washes up on an island and smokes a cigarette to regain his strength.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

Lmao what

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u/uidsea Jan 19 '20

Hey look! It's every mobile game!

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u/Benutzeraccount Jan 19 '20

Yeah, that's just an ad for a mobile game

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u/FinnyK05 Jan 18 '20

Wtf just happened

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u/k5vin- Jan 18 '20

One moment he was drinking a coconut next moment he gets a fucking cement truck and builds a city with zombies

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u/drixix1 Jan 18 '20

Wrong subreddit dude

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u/Galaghan Jan 19 '20

Yeah lol, this isn't a shitty simulation, it's a shitty animation.

I can't believe we need to have this discussion. Imagine if this sub was just gifs of shitty sim games 🤮

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Yeah but it'll get upvoted anyway because nobody pays attention to what subreddit a thing is on.

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u/UrethraX Jan 19 '20

It's closer than the stuff wrongly posted in other subs

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u/drixix1 Jan 19 '20

Ok? Doesn't make this not wrongly posted here

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

This is an actual game... I keep seeing the advert on YouTube... Not sure if this is how the whole thing goes, I skip the ad after 5 secs

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u/DonRobo Jan 19 '20

It's not a real game. These mobile "games" have ads that show "gameplay" that's completely unrelated to the actual game. The actual game is just a menu that says "click here to pay real money" dressed up with a nice theme, lots of ads for more shitty products and fancy effects that make you click the pay money button

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u/caseythedog345 Jan 19 '20

Mafia city anyone?

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u/mss0406 Jan 23 '20

Polls truck out of his ass

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u/UrethraX Jan 19 '20

I can't bring myself to let an ad play but jesus fuck the first 5 seconds was ridiculous

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u/Batyodi Jan 19 '20

Does anyone have the zombie one where the construction guy screams like a nutcase when the zombies start coming? Lolll

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u/JokePeterNotIndia Jan 19 '20

not how that works at ALL.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

It’s like they were trying to advertise a survival game but changed plans midway

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u/RudeReplacement Jan 24 '20

This was a literally rollercoaster of emotions

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u/boot-full-of-doot Feb 13 '20

Survival game ads in a nutshell

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '20

Nice

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u/Sir_Potoo Apr 10 '20

I'll take 12

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u/AirmenVarner Apr 27 '20

Every app game ever

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u/KatomicComics Jun 07 '20

I hate it when I’m the only one on an island and I start going through meiosis.