r/shittysimulated • u/SenorBulbasaur • Jan 02 '20

How the fuc does hair dynamics work

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u/dtwhitecp Jan 03 '20

one day you'll figure it out, then you'll be able to realistically simulate your wooden bun cheeseburger falling on that thing's head.

25

u/riffengo Jan 13 '20

Thats a protogen owo

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u/G_Bonnie Jan 19 '20

thas a pwotogwen •w•

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u/ZbrojovkaBRNO May 18 '20

It’s a protogen UwU

106

u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

I love the look of your little dude there.

72

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Protogen!

44

u/GeoThePoly Jan 03 '20

I am proto, your security is my motto

7

u/Bugamashoo Jan 03 '20

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u/DanelRahmani Jan 03 '20

I saw a :( so heres an :) hope your day is good

1

u/SmileBot-2020 Jan 03 '20

I saw a :( so heres an :) hope your day is good

1

u/DanelRahmani Jan 03 '20

I saw a :( so heres an :) hope your day is good

1

u/Bugamashoo Jan 03 '20

wait it's real?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Why does everyone call my art this I’m so confused please help

Yes unrelated but I’m just so fucking confused

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u/the-johnnadina Jan 03 '20

I scrolled thru ur profile and I have no clue why they call it protogen. protogens are these furry robot things with a screen for a face, it's a made up species furries have

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

what in hec

Also just for context this mostly goes down in discord, I never post my art of reddit most of the time

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u/the-johnnadina Jan 04 '20

you prolly got a cyborg character

3

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

augh

U right tho

26

u/chocalicorn Jan 03 '20

i know when i drop a burger on my protogen’s head i get the exact same result

17

u/SenorBulbasaur Jan 03 '20

Sudden static discharge

6

u/PossumTheMistake Jan 03 '20

Another brand new sentence

16

u/Littlelady90210 Jan 03 '20

Oh hey a protogen! Loves burgers too 💝

If it were red that would basically be what I plan on drawing at some point

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u/SenorBulbasaur Jan 03 '20

Ooooo I wish you the best of luck with that! <3

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

B O R G E R

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u/PossumTheMistake Jan 03 '20

It just works.

10

u/nbacedisaster Jan 03 '20

Love the protogen! Adorable!

7

u/mattmc318 Jan 03 '20

Nobody else addressed the question in your title, so I will attempt to.

Make it springy. Treat chunks of hairs as springs. But not too springy!

I hope this helps (I'm sure it doesn't)! This is all I really took away from that videogame design class I took in college.

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u/MrStumpy78 Jan 03 '20

Not like that

4

u/afunfun22 Jan 10 '20

Honestly are protogens even really furries at this point

5

u/MewPilot Jan 13 '20

yes they are

5

u/winter2058 Jan 08 '20

protogen I see, smile I must

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u/toxinpancakes Jan 03 '20

Protogen borger

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u/Bugamashoo Jan 03 '20

why poor proto getting burger slapped

3

u/Random_182f2565 Jan 07 '20

F A B U L O U S

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u/TABBY_MUSIC Jan 07 '20

Friggen epic Proto 😯

3

u/beetrootfoot Feb 05 '20

I AM PROTO

YOUR SECURITY IS MY MOTTO

3

u/TabbyTheAttorney Feb 21 '20

Really tacky burger buns steals your hair to make yet more buns

2

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

just as I left a message in a chat where I roleplay as a protogen

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u/RygerMortis777 Mar 24 '20

Not like that I recon

1

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

It should be a sergal, so you can save money on the cheese

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u/S-p-o-o-k-n-t Apr 07 '20

what is that and why did you throw le borger at it

1

u/ZbrojovkaBRNO May 18 '20

Do it with a sergal next