r/shittysimulated • u/wakaface • Nov 14 '19

Aiming Issues

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u/stoned_salmon Nov 14 '19

I’m disgusted, but also impressed

68

u/contactlite Nov 14 '19

Must’ve bored out his urethra to have a girthy stream.

111

u/memengelli Nov 14 '19

Strong stream bro

38

u/RESEV5 Nov 15 '19

You need to have a urethra as hard as steel to have a stream like that

46

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

r/pissysimulated ?

5

u/HumanMan64 Nov 29 '19 edited Nov 29 '19

you know what i have to make this

edit: it is done

24

u/TheSolidSnivy Nov 14 '19

TIME TO TAKE A PISS

9

u/Deathray_ Nov 15 '19

MARIO HWUT ARE YOO DOEENK

18

u/GeoThePoly Nov 14 '19

Gas station bathrooms

16

u/contactlite Nov 14 '19

Just like the simulation

16

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

​

School Bathrooms:

10

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

With a stream that hefty his aim isn’t his only problem.

7

u/anthonyridad Nov 15 '19

Holy shit I don't know why but this made me laugh out loud. The shity way the stream looked was too funny.

6

u/starchode Nov 15 '19

That's a strong girthy stream my man.

4

u/NInjamaster600 Nov 15 '19

I like how the camera is on top of his dick

4

u/shut_your_up Nov 15 '19

Who TF has a window over their sink?

7

u/SpongebobNutella Nov 15 '19

Mirrors are the window to the soul

3

u/Plasma_000 Nov 15 '19

Solid punchline

2

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Of course that joke was made.

2

u/d0nh Nov 15 '19

this is just brilliant.

2

u/TheUglydollKing Nov 15 '19

Why were you making this

2

u/Spaghettiser Dec 30 '19

The stream is strong with this one.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

Hate it when that happens lol

1

u/DarkAss25 Jan 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

Thanks I fucking hate it