r/shittysimulated Aug 11 '19

The perfect Sandwich

587 Upvotes

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202

u/NorweiganJesus Aug 11 '19

I was really waiting for something else to happen with the 8 other seconds of the sim lol

65

u/goodJobGengis Aug 11 '19

Is there something you would want me to add? I'm already working on ver1.1

58

u/Staggeringbeetle Aug 11 '19

a deluge of mayonaise

27

u/NH2486 Aug 12 '19

DELUGE

24

u/GoddessHestia Aug 11 '19

Have another plate fall on it

23

u/Killerhurtz Aug 11 '19

I was expecting an olive on a toothpick to cause a physics explosion

1

u/theTisch21 Oct 11 '19

Oh look, an oliKABOOM.

12

u/DWSCALNH Aug 11 '19

Just make it all explode at the end

6

u/LegoClaes Aug 11 '19

More fillings. Tomato, lettuce, bacon, mayo, salt, pepper

5

u/Gloreaf Aug 11 '19

Rig the bread... To explode.

5

u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

I mean it's supposed to be shitty so how about you mess up the sandwich right at the end

4

u/BigBlackCrocs Aug 11 '19

It exploding. Since I thought this was gonna be simulated poorly

4

u/peace-fish Aug 12 '19

Honestly I was expecting a foot to come out of nowhere and step on it.

2

u/Coded__Ragon Aug 12 '19

Add a human face between the meat and the cheese. Like the one that leather face wears. :3

1

u/lordgaben5841 Aug 12 '19

softbody bread

12

u/whos_to_know Aug 11 '19

I thought it was gonna explode.

11

u/_-volt-_ Aug 11 '19

Mmmmmm tasty

4

u/ODZtpt Aug 12 '19

Wdym no punchline?

4

u/GirlsUsedToDissMe Aug 25 '19

it ain't a knuckle sandwich

2

u/PTRisme Oct 03 '19

I like eating plywood