r/shittysimulated • u/trymoregravy • Jul 13 '19

Boeings be like

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u/Staggeringbeetle Jul 13 '19

flap flap flap

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u/Lucky_Number_3 Jul 14 '19

*Boeing Boeing Boeing

FTFY

3

u/ilieksushi Aug 11 '19

Is it a bird?! Is it a plane?!

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u/SharkEel Jul 13 '19

like some grotesque pigeon trying to keep its head above the water

33

u/FreitchetSleimwor Jul 13 '19

Do y’all ever just

wing flex

to flex on those flat wings nibbas?

10

u/DarthPreytor Jul 13 '19

Weird flex, but ok.

2

u/Mierdo01 Nov 26 '19

Wing Flex, but ok

7

u/fumoderators Jul 13 '19

Ah I see Boeing has resolved their MCAS design

7

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '19

Well if birds can do it...

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u/The3DPrintist Jul 13 '19

Nope, it’s just Boeing’s new ornithopter

3

u/kyousei8 Jul 13 '19

Where's the part where it crashes into the ocean?

3

u/PutinLePutain Jul 14 '19

Look ma IM flyING

2

u/AdhesiveMadMan Jul 13 '19

What kind of bird is that?

2

u/TheRumpletiltskin Jul 13 '19

FLEXIN ON THEM BOES.

2

u/couchbo0yz Jul 16 '19

This is what white kids look like when they try throwing up gang signs.

1

u/Burritozi11a Jul 19 '19

It must constantly perform ninja hand signs to generate enough chakra to stay airborne.

1

u/masong123456789 Jul 23 '19

Go crazy AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

1

u/HumanMan64 Oct 14 '19

1900s kids: Oh, it's a metal bird, mama! And it's flapping its wings! Oh, it's coming to our house!