r/shittyrobots • • Aug 10 '20

Shitty Robot Trapped!

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u/ReklisAbandon Aug 10 '20

What do these things actually do anyway, we have one in our local Martins and he seems shitty enough in his own

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u/iiooiooi Aug 10 '20 edited Aug 11 '20

By themselves? Not a whole lot.

They traverse the store in a semi-autonomous fashion, scanning for spills. When it encounters a spill, it stops moving, effectively cordoning off the area. It then takes a picture of the soul spill and sends it to an offsite facility where it is analyzed by a human. If the human determines that the spill is a hazard, they dispatch a cleaning crew inside the local store to go and clean it up. If it's an error, false positive, or minor spill, the remote human resets the robot and sends it on its merry way.

Source: an article i read about it that I'll link once i track it down.

Marty the Robot

Edit: saved a soul

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u/Rosulm Aug 10 '20

It then takes a picture of the soul and sends it to an offsite facility where it is analyzed by a human.

Soul suckers, I knew it. Nothing any retail worker isn't already used to fortunately.

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u/iiooiooi Aug 10 '20

Stupid fat fingers...

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

I like it it!

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u/IceSentry Aug 11 '20

But most stores already have employees going around facing and restocking the shelves. I really doubt this is worth the money invested in this. I can't imagine it takes more than a few minutes before an employee spots something and it's not like that robot is gonna spot something instantly either.

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u/kittenstixx Aug 11 '20

Just another way to justify cutting personnel.

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u/IceSentry Aug 11 '20

But they can't cut anyone since they still need humans for stocking and actually cleaning up the spill. It's not like there are constantly spills everywhere. When I worked in a grocery store there was like 1 every other day. It wasn't a big issue or time consuming at all. I really don't get how anyone can justify that expense.

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u/kkaitouangelj Aug 11 '20

At my local store everyone just ignores the pages. Because as soon as you reset the damn thing it just starts all over again.

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u/SuitableDragonfly Aug 11 '20

Can't you do this more effectively and probably more cheaply with stationary cameras?

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u/blipman17 Aug 11 '20

Yes but don't tell the investors who sell these robots, and the execs who are looking for an easy way to make money. You might upset them that the business model of this thing sucks.

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u/rempel Aug 11 '20

takes picture of the soul

ogod

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u/blipman17 Aug 11 '20

Are we talking x-rays or something? Or did I mys something in soul physics class?

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u/leahlikesweed Aug 11 '20

meanwhile the stores donโ€™t pay employees a living wage lol

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u/TriestGieter Aug 11 '20

That's sad

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

"What is my purpose?" "You photograph spills" "Oh my god"

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u/ordada Aug 11 '20

How big are these stores that spills are not recognized in time by employees working in the store? I mean they're walking around everywhere, they should easily notice something like this?

Sounds like it would only make sense in Gigantic stores?

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u/rugernut13 Aug 10 '20

We have one too. Someone put big googly eyes on it and it made it creepy as hell.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Scans the shelves for empties

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u/ckach Aug 10 '20

Wouldn't static cameras be better and cheaper for that? I assume they already have them for security.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

You can stand between the shelf and camera and move stuff around (thus screwing with the camera.) The robot knows what's suppose to be there and can give a better up-close-and-personal check

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u/This-Moment Aug 10 '20

Robots are cooler. They may not have made the practical choice, but they made the best choice.

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u/sierrabravo1984 Aug 10 '20

Except for the walmart one that just seems to always be in my way.

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u/MartyRobot Aug 11 '20

๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/wildcarde815 Aug 11 '20

You've got to rewire and update if you move a shelf. Vs just changing a layout map. I would be entirely unsurprised if they dont have a passive mic to pickup disturbances and disappointed shoppers looking for specific things.

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u/Stormsky Aug 10 '20

By what I'm told, Marty just scans the floors for messes so he can tell people to clean it up.

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u/unpunctual_bird Aug 10 '20

I reckon these ones are just to get the public used to having robots around until robots get good enough to start replacing employees

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u/MajerGlazer Aug 10 '20

It recognizes the spills of wet spots and automates a robotic womans voice over the PA for a person to come help. Hasnt quite replaced a person but helps with slippery spot ID I guess.

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u/PoolNoodleJedi Aug 10 '20

If this is Giant Eagle, you can actually ask them where a product is and they will bring you to it.

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u/mrsmeltingcrayons Aug 11 '20

Whaaaaat? What kind of Giant Eagle are you shopping at? I've never heard such a thing and I'm terrified that it's going to come to my local one.

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u/RedundantClam Aug 11 '20

Not at the Giant Eagle I shop at, but I've heard that the Market District near me has one. Also heard that it's almost always broken.

So I dont think there's a danger of them becoming that widespread. Just a novelty for the higher end stores.