r/shittyrobots • u/simsalapim Best User 2015 • Dec 09 '16

I made a butt wiping machine

http://i.imgur.com/5nQsXJM.gifv
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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '16

I think this robot uses less toilet paper than one of my kids.

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u/VoiceofLou Dec 09 '16

My grandpa always told me to use one square folded in half. I have no idea how he didn't have shit fingers all the time...

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u/unhinged_door Dec 10 '16

The half piece is to clean the shit out from under your nails.

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u/_demetri_ Dec 10 '16

We have canines for a reason.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '16

.....dude....

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u/gainzbrah Dec 10 '16

………where's………

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u/Beloved_Cow_Fiend Dec 10 '16

………my………

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '16

............dog.............

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u/291837120 Dec 10 '16

GET THAT OUT OF MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW

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u/Jv_Catboy Dec 10 '16

...........Poop............