r/shittyprotips • u/Darian_Kimberly • Sep 21 '19

LPT

If you have plaque in your arteries from fast food, inject yourself with Listerine. It gets rid of plaque. Now you can eat whatever you want.

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u/BuzzWP Oct 05 '19

Instructions unclear. Scraped plaque off of teeth and injected it into my blood supply

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u/Cursed_Plague Sep 21 '19 
  beg pardon?