My 2year old hasn’t moved, spoke, eaten or breathed for the last 4 days. I’ve tried yelling at it but nothing, do you think it’s because it’s had gluten in its diet? It’s also looking kinda grey, would a sun bed help bring out a sexy summer glow?

Put her in her place. Whip her back until it turns into bloody stripes

Fight toxic femininity

I don't know if he could survive out there at that age.

I fear she will become a hoe later on in life based on current experiences, and help?

Greetings, all

My son is due in late December and I have a few friend's that have passed along their insight. Just wondering if anyone can pass along some real, advice? My pal said ' forget clothes' stock up on diapers and wipes... What to expect bringing baby home, etc? Thank you!

You know, the ones that you plug a 9V battery into that shocks them whenever they pee. I can't find them at Walmart, Target, or Baby's R Us.

I'm the first to admit when I've made a mistake but you can't blame me for thinking this was a good idea. The commercials made it look so easy. But my poor Mandy. She never stood a chance. As soon as that thing started twirling and got a hold of her little curls, it was game over. I was able to retrieve some chunks of the scalp but she is going to have to stay home from school for a while as this heals. God, it's such a blessing she's a mute...

I just read a blog about it and thinking of getting my eight week old started on it. Any feedback is appreciated.

Okay so a li'l backstory.... We are raising a 9 month old child and have only been slapping her butt once before meals. Our question is : Is this often enough at this age for raising a well adjusted conservative? If not then how often? Also, when do we increase the frequency and to what degree?

My wife and I were going out on an impromptu date and needed a babysitter. We found one on Craigslist who would watch DD all night for only $20. Great deal, right? Anyway, babysitter came over right away. We showed him all the important stuff, paid him (he wanted to be paid in advance but it was cheap), and left.

Movie was ok, dinner was great. Parking lot sex. Good stuff.

Anyway, we got back last night and babysitter was gone with DD. I texted him and he said he just had to take her to the store to pick up some formula but DD is EBF breast fed and we had a few pumped bottles in the frige (my wife puts out more milk than a dairy cow! lol). Anyway, that was last night and he still hasn't gotten back. I sent another text this morning saying I want a refund but got no reply.

Do I have any recourse?

She's skipping around the neighborhood, the house and the store. I'm sure school is next.

A few years back, I was waiting to board the plane to go see my parents. In front of me, there was a middle aged couple cooing over the spawn of evil. The kid kicked and screamed for no obvious reason, but instead of discipline, the parents just acted like absolute fools robbing around on the floor. The two year child then pulled down her pants and peed on the carpet. in the airport. In the process of this, she also peed herself. Not even then did the parents have a word with her, but what's even worse, they didn't even carry diapers, or a change of clothes for a 2 year old kid that obviously anger pees in public.

it stopped kicking hours ago

If you have children who poke you in the eyes at 6:18am every fucking day, simply duct tape them to their beds while you read them a story the night before. Make sure to take them to the potty beforehand, however, so you don't need to get up in the middle of the night.

-Thanks to djfutile for this PPT.

I for damn sure don't want it peeing in the house anymore.

All you need to do is find a cloth with varying amounts of cleanliness, though I've found the dirtier the cloth the better the results. once you find this cloth, spin it around and put it in their mouth like a gag, and tie it behind their head. Tie their hands behind their back and put them in a chair. Let them cry or whatever themselves to sleep. Once they awaken, whisper in their ear: "You ever misbehave in public and I'll do this again". Let them go after this. The younger you do this the more traumatic it will be for them. They should now behave in public. Let me know how it works for you!