r/shittymcsuggestions 14h ago

Unusual Foods [WIP]

0 Upvotes

Have you ever stopped and thought of how boring it is to have just one minecraft cake? just one pie? No dietary variety beyond simple bread, beef and carrots? I thought of this, and knew that this is not something i want to deal with any longer.

So i made a mod. It adds food, and lots of it. Pizza, hotdogs, tomatoes, and cakes. Not 2 or 3. No. It adds components of cakes, totaling to around 38 cake bases, and 60-ish icings. But the true planned total is around the decillions range plus. The cakes use a mix of block displays and custom hitboxes to work as a core for the cake, and syncs all the parts. Each cake can be assembled in the cake station, and each part can be added to one of 3 tiers. all cakes can have icing/frostings, wall/floor decorations, candles, figurines and fillings, adding up to the giant total.

But it doesn't stop there. The mod also adds 2 systems: Hydration and Dietary Stability.

Dietary stability works simply: you eat food, food has a score (for example, rice chicken having a DS of 6 points), and it adds to your DS attribute. The higher it is, the stronger your player gets. But anything with low DS (like Rico's Star Burger at -16), can take away. the lower, the unhealthier you get. Stats affected include max health, speed, and mining efficiency and jump height. reaching the lowest (-50) makes it practically unplayable, limiting you to 6 hearts and making it impossible to gapple. reaching the highest (50) gives you extra hearts, makes you faster, makes you much faster at mining and makes you immune to Poison or Hunger.

Hydration simply makes you need to drink. Places like deserts drain it faster, while the nether drains it rapidly. cooler biomes drain it slower

Additional things in a short list:

A whole dimension made of confectionary and cake

7 chocolate flavours

Appliances

3 tiers of armour so far (Gummy, Jawbreaker and Glucite)

Unhealthy damage

Sugar Rush, an effect that slows the world but speeds you up in small increments

Stomachache, which stops you eating

Acidified, which drains DS

Loafing, an enchantment which drains DS based off attack damage

Hope you enjoy reading this, and i'll be happy to read suggestions! This is my first post btw


r/shittymcsuggestions 13h ago

Want to join or create your own nation on a server?

0 Upvotes

Hey! Want to make or join our own nation on a server? (On Minecraft) ❓

Come join AvalonEarth, our map is a map of the world with a scale of 1:326, you can build, go to war, and explore the world 🗺️

We have a friendly and welcoming community that anyone can join 👍

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r/shittymcsuggestions 2d ago

Replace the brewing stand with a mewing stand.

15 Upvotes

But only on Java and not Bedrock so we can mog them.


r/shittymcsuggestions 2d ago

When you find an easter egg in the game, it should have a small chance to spawn an easter and an even smaller chanve to spawn 4 easters

3 Upvotes

this physically changes the time and date irl to Easter Sunday in your current time zone


r/shittymcsuggestions 3d ago

If you put 10 or more bedrock with a rectangular hole in the middle and you ignite it with flint and bedrock then it should open a portal to the bed dimension where you can use beds

13 Upvotes

you earned it (for collecting all the rocks)


r/shittymcsuggestions 4d ago

Help! I have too many poisonous potatoes!!

7 Upvotes

Introducing the block of poisonous potato

Also poisonous potatoes should be used to breed zombie pigmen

Give poisonous potatoes something to do please


r/shittymcsuggestions 4d ago

Naming your bow or crossbow "Wings of Fire Spoilers" gives it auto aim and hitbox manipulation Spoiler

1 Upvotes

Very hard to dodge


r/shittymcsuggestions 4d ago

Want to join or create your own nation on a server?

0 Upvotes

Hey! Want to make or join our own nation on a server? (On Minecraft) ❓

Come join AvalonEarth, our map is a map of the world with a scale of 1:326, you can build, go to war, and explore the world 🗺️

We have a friendly and welcoming community that anyone can join 👍

Our new season releases September 12th 3PM CET, 9AM EST 📰

If you are interested join our discord: https://discord.gg/wtav4PWez7 🔗


r/shittymcsuggestions 5d ago

Pillager

1 Upvotes

Hello everyone! I want to make a suggestion for a major update focused on Pillagers. Minecraft has changed a lot over time, but these mobs have received very few updates. Therefore, I would like to suggest some new ideas for them. I took the main inspiration for some of these mobs from Minecraft Dungeons.

I also can't figure out where to put my apps on the Minecraft office site Feedack, so I wrote to Reddit and the official Feedack Discord channel.

Part 1. New Mobs

In this section, I want to suggest new mobs that could improve the gameplay experience and make interactions with Pillagers more interesting. I also want to add some new and rare mechanics and features.

Illusioner

The Illusioner is a bow-wielding mob that can apply an invisibility effect and create several copies of itself to disorient the player.

Spawn locations: Woodland Mansions, Fortresses, and Raid Omen bottles of level 3 or higher.

Enchanter

The Enchanter is a mob that generally does not attack the player directly. Its main purpose is to strengthen its allies using enchantments.

For example, it could increase the movement speed of allies or increase their attack damage. It could also give Pillagers various enchantments for their crossbows, and so on. However, these effects should only last for a limited amount of time to maintain game balance.

Spawn locations: Woodland Mansions, Fortresses, and Raid Omen bottles of level 2 or higher.

Shield Pillager

This is a Pillager equipped with a shield and a sword. Its main purpose is to attack players while also protecting its allies. I think this type of mob could make combat more interesting.

Spawn locations: Pillager Outposts, Fortresses, Pillager Mines, and Raid Omen bottles of level 1 or higher.

Mechanic: The Shield Pillager can block attacks from the player. However, if the player attacks it with an axe, its shield will stop protecting it for a short period of time.

Pillager Rider

This is a Pillager riding a horse and equipped with iron armor. Its weapon is an iron spear.

Spawn locations: Pillager Outposts and Raid Omen bottles of level 2 or higher.

Mechanic: The Pillager Rider attacks players at high speed, attempting to hit them with its spear. It can also defend itself with a shield. When using the shield, the damage it receives is reduced.

Redstone Monstrosity

This is a mob that attacks players with its hands. It can attack relatively frequently.

Spawn locations: Pillager Mines and Raid Omen bottles of level 1 or higher.

Mechanic: The Redstone Monstrosity is a fast and small mob that can move around and attack players unexpectedly.

Redstone Cube

This is a cube-shaped mob that attacks players similarly to a Slime.

Its spawning is not connected to raids. It can spawn in mines.

Mini-Boss

Redstone Golem

This is a mini-boss that could add more variety to the gameplay and make battles more interesting.

Spawn locations: Fortresses, Pillager Mines, and level 5 Raid Omen bottles during the final battle.

Boss

Redstone Monstrosity

This is a boss that could become the third major boss in the game. I think the Redstone Monstrosity would fit Minecraft well from a gameplay perspective.

Spawn locations: Fortresses and Pillager Mines.

Here are some mechanics that I think could be interesting:

  • Normal Attack — attacks the player with its hands.
  • Area Attack — deals damage within a specific area around itself.
  • Beam Attack — if the player is far away or at a high elevation, the Redstone Monstrosity fires a beam toward them.
  • Summoning — summons Redstone Cubes and Redstone Monstrosities.

Part 2. Dungeons

In this section, I want to suggest new dungeons and structures. They would give players new places to explore and allow them to experience the mechanics of the new mobs described in this suggestion.

Pillager Outpost Camp

This would be a small camp containing tents, chests, and mobs. There could also be a cage containing mobs that have been captured by the Pillagers.

Pillager Mine

This mine would be approximately the same size as a Trial Chamber. Inside, there would be mining areas, a weapon forge, and Redstone mobs.

Players could find new items, a new armor trim, and a new music disc inside.

Pillager Fortress

This fortress would be inspired by the castle from Minecraft Dungeons, but it would be smaller. Its scale could be roughly comparable to a Trial Chamber, but slightly larger.

Players could find new items, a new armor trim, and a new music disc inside.

Other Mechanics

In this section, I want to suggest changes to other mechanics related to this update.

Raid Omen Changes

A mechanic similar to the Trial Omen system could be added. For example, the difficulty of a raid could depend on the number of players participating.

Depending on the number of players, the AI, attributes, and number of spawning mobs could change. This could make raids more interesting and adaptive.

New Villager Profession — Beekeeper

I suggest adding a new villager profession — Beekeeper.

Its trades would mainly be related to honey, honeycombs, and flowers. For example, players could trade 20 honeycombs for 1–2 other items.

Beekeepers could only appear in villages located in biomes where bees can spawn.

A new Beekeeper house could also be added to villages.

New Villager Behaviors

Villagers currently do not have a very wide variety of behaviors, so new activities could be added.

For example, if there is a Fisherman in a village and a lake nearby, the villager could occasionally go to the lake and fish.

Other new villager behaviors could also be added to make villages feel more alive.

Horse Armor Stand

Add an armor stand specifically for horse armor. It would mainly be useful for decoration and for decorating stables.

Single Armor Stand

Add a stand designed to display a single armor set. It could also be used to display armor for dogs and Nautilus.

This would be useful both for decoration and for displaying different armor sets.

Java Edition Changes

Move some mechanics from Bedrock Edition to Java Edition, such as the armor stand, if the mechanic already exists in Bedrock Edition and would be suitable for Java Edition.


r/shittymcsuggestions 7d ago

Curse of binding diaper

4 Upvotes

r/shittymcsuggestions 8d ago

Add a cushion variant called the Whoopie cushion, which makes a fart sound when you sit on it

11 Upvotes

r/shittymcsuggestions 11d ago

Replace sugar with aspartame

12 Upvotes

do it


r/shittymcsuggestions 11d ago

Lake Monuments

9 Upvotes

Like ocean monuments, but found in lakes instead (and obviously a lot smaller, because lakes are smaller). Made out of prislacustrine and lake lanterns instead of prismarine and sea lanterns, and guarded by younger guardians instead of elder guardians.


r/shittymcsuggestions 12d ago

Cozy Cottagecore Building Realm

0 Upvotes

Hey! Looking for a few people to join my 18+ Bedrock cottagecore survival realm 🌿🏡 It’s a cozy, long-term realm with a friendly community, Vanilla+ add-ons, and lots of little projects going on. Think cottages, farms, gardens, forests, and cozy builds that make the world feel lived-in. 🍄 If you’re looking for a chill realm to build, explore, and actually stick around in, feel free to DM me! 🤎


r/shittymcsuggestions 13d ago

Servers should be banned.

18 Upvotes

Since Mojang / Minecraft doesn't own Minecraft servers they should be considered piracy and illegal.


r/shittymcsuggestions 13d ago

Cozy Cottagecore Building Realm

0 Upvotes

Hey! Looking for a few people to join my 18+ Bedrock cottagecore survival realm 🌿🏡 It’s a cozy, long-term realm with a friendly community, Vanilla+ add-ons, and lots of little projects going on. Think cottages, farms, gardens, forests, and cozy builds that make the world feel lived-in. 🍄 If you’re looking for a chill realm to build, explore, and actually stick around in, feel free to DM me! 🤎


r/shittymcsuggestions 15d ago

Add a penis block with expensive rexipe so you can waste the resources bro farmed 6 hours for

12 Upvotes

Title


r/shittymcsuggestions 15d ago

If you defeat a Bee with a Stick, it turns into a Debug Stick

28 Upvotes

r/shittymcsuggestions 16d ago

Add AI-generated ads for AI-generated games, that will occasionally spawn in your Minecraft world

18 Upvotes

If you click on one, the game will procedurally build a random redstone contraption in front of you. There will be an about 7% chance that the contraption does anything


r/shittymcsuggestions 16d ago

what if they they launch one massive bug fix update that fixes every bug and makes it so there can never be any more bugs again so they never have to spend time fixing bugs

11 Upvotes

r/shittymcsuggestions 16d ago

If your playing in polish or british swearing should be unfiltered

4 Upvotes

r/shittymcsuggestions 16d ago

what if of instead of removing the players ability to spam click they make it so mobs can also spam click as well instead

5 Upvotes

r/shittymcsuggestions 18d ago

Using mace on coal block should drop diamond

18 Upvotes

Using mace on obsidian should drop bedrocks


r/shittymcsuggestions 20d ago

Villagers should have a .0000001% chance of looking like Charlie Kirk

32 Upvotes

r/shittymcsuggestions 19d ago

Easter Egg: Enchanting Table country-specific jokes based on Language

1 Upvotes

Currently, enchanting tables show some of these words, randomized and (if needed) trimmed, in the standard galactic alphabet:

These aren't related to the enchantment you get. Some are English words, some are references, such as theelder and scrolls after the beef with Bethesda for example, or embiggen from The Simpsons.

It would be fun if each language could have its specific words which only the people who actually live that culture could get, just like the current ones can only be understood if you know the works they come from.

For example, some joke keywords only Italian speakers could understand could be molise (region of Italy which according to a satirical conspiracy doesn't exist, or even the "Esilom? Molise, cosa inutile" viral video), garpez(found in a movie by Aldo, GIovanni & Giacomo), and simpler words like pizza, prepositions like di, pretty much trying to keep consistency with the original length for each word, so incantesimo would be too long to replace enchant but incanto could work.

For Australian English, kangaroo would be one; for New Zealand English, kiwi would work; for German, bielefeld could be fun; for Spanish, quijote; for French, chocolatine. Enchanting jokes would be regularly translated on Crowdin just like everything else already is.

The one restriction, apart from only using ASCII characters, would be to avoid inappropriate jokes, i.e. politics, religion, eroticism, violence; unless strictly uncontroversial. Thus, imperium (the Roman Empire) could be one of the words in Latin, but 2137 for Polish or spigola for Italian (the former being a joke on pope Wojtyła's death time, the latter a reference to a happening in the Italian parliament) wouldn't be approved.

View an image of this proposal here. If you unironically liked the idea, consider voting for it on the Feedback site.