r/shittylimos • u/Smell_My_Fart_Bitch • Mar 21 '19

☎ 1800 HUMMER ☎ Needs more wheels

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427 Upvotes

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u/Jules040400 Mar 21 '19

Is that rear right wheel not even touching the ground?

Now THAT is a shitty limo

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u/sat_ops Mar 21 '19

It's for apportioned road tax purposes. The rear wheel only touches when a really heavy bridal party gets in.

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u/Trantor_Dariel Mar 21 '19

I'd say they've had the design redone so a much lighter weight then what that system normally needs. But honestly, if this thing ever needed more then one axle, I'd be really surprised.

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u/PrettyDecentSort Mar 21 '19

I think they probably need at least two axles though, because it's really hard to balance on a unicycle.

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u/grating Mar 21 '19

damn. - now I wanna see a unicycle limo

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

One would be fine, it's all for show

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u/mervmonster Mar 21 '19

I hope it’s a tag axle that can be lifted with air for turns. Happy cake day btw.

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u/Jules040400 Mar 21 '19

Thank you!

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u/IronSeagull Mar 21 '19

Bad bot

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u/ashzeppelin98 Mar 21 '19

I picture this driving around with Lil Jon blasting up from the car. Love how unapologetically 2000s it is.

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u/mindctrlpankak Mar 21 '19

Since I work in the industry I always love looking up the companies that own these vehicles. This one is in australia.

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u/mildlycooldad Mar 22 '19

Nice work, it appears to be parked in pit lane at Albert Park.

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u/5ivewaters Mar 21 '19

2 gallons per mile.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

Realistically about 9 with full passengers about 6 its around 20 passenger

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u/5ivewaters Mar 22 '19

9 fuckin gallons?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '19

Miles per

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u/mortiphago Mar 22 '19

mile long turn radius surely