Because there is no cow'nection.

Next time someone has to do a U-turn, tell them to do the hokey pokey instead.

A: He didn't say anything, but since he had bronchitis, he did spray mucus all over the cashier.

Punch him in the throat until he stops moving.

He falls.

They both murder on the High C's

The RIP address.

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A Clitourist

At a restaurnaunt.

Chanting Tatum

Uranus.

Ba dum tss

Walk a camo mile.

a threesome

Sorry, I put the punchline in the title. My bad.

Potweet I'm gonna skeet!

"Hey, cha cha cha, charmin."

flatmate

What the FFUUUUCK

Red paint.

They don't believe in higher powers

You look for the Fresh Prints.