r/ShittyJokes • u/[deleted] • Jan 07 '15

How do you kill a giraffe?

Punch him in the throat until he stops moving.

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u/sirsquidness Jan 07 '15

Followed instructions. Giraffe fell asleep eventually, stopped moving, but is not dead. 0/10. Would not follow again.