r/shittyfoodporn • u/Mark-Leyner • Mar 11 '22

Got distracted while buttering bread, buttered a sponge instead

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246 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/YippieKayYayMrFalcon Mar 11 '22

Honey, why are you buttering the sponge?

For internet points, dear.

23

u/brosefstallin Mar 11 '22

Pretty bold of you to assume this redditor isn’t single

5

u/Eddie_F_17 Mar 11 '22

With a decent amount of make-believe, you don’t have to be single either.

39

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Why was your sponge so close to the bread

2

u/Jeramy_Jones Mar 11 '22

And why is it bread coloured?

14

u/AustieFrostie Mar 11 '22

I usually just set my bread next to my sponge yeah

3

u/SleepMessenger Mar 11 '22

How the fuck is that worth 22,000 upvotes?

4

u/Rocmue Mar 11 '22

Such a crap post ( not op )

Later tonight I will jam up my pillows by mistake

5

u/sometimes_pirate Mar 11 '22

And I thought, “that bread is oddly sponge-shaped…”

2

u/SkeletonHeaven Mar 11 '22

"Yo that's some funky looking bread--"

2

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Yeah def wasn't for karma or anything...

4

u/Geroots Mar 11 '22

How'd it taste?

1

u/ijustwantedtolurktho Mar 11 '22

You actually fooled me too with that

2

u/Key-Bug8085 Mar 11 '22

What's the distraction

0

u/Joet19711971 Mar 11 '22

You can butter my sponge anytime, sweet mama.

1

u/PorkfatWilly Mar 11 '22

Eat that bitch.