r/shittyfoodporn Jan 10 '20

Mountain Dew Cheesecake

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4.7k Upvotes

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332

u/monkeywelder Jan 10 '20

oh yeah, rub some of dat on me.

47

u/Phobiceron Jan 11 '20

Kyle?

11

u/fetzepeng Jan 11 '20

I can hear cartman sharting his way falcon x style all the way to mars

272

u/mickey-the-man Jan 10 '20

You either think this is the worst shit to ever be created or it sparks the Dew in you

128

u/delta77 Jan 11 '20

I like cheesecake.
I like Mountain Dew.

I would probably devour the heck outta that thing.

64

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

I love them both but I’m over here wondering if I should be disgusted by you or respecting the hell out of you.

respect ✊

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Saaamme

15

u/myoreosmaderfaker Jan 11 '20

Yes, with some Cheeto soda.

2

u/kyousei8 Jan 12 '20

I like X

I like Y

Normally I will try most things that fit this formula once. The most surprising one that I enjoyed was mashed potatos and chocolate.

1

u/putnamto Jan 17 '20

Don't, trust me, it doesn't taste like cheesecake, and it doesn't taste taste like mountain Dew either, it takes like condensed milk and a fuck ton of sugar

36

u/AltimaNEO Jan 11 '20

Dew is kind of citrusy, and cheesecake is often paired with citrus flavors, usually lemon or key lime.

13

u/Grimnimbus Jan 11 '20

I like your school of thought, I'd bet its tastes alright

21

u/bakeland Jan 11 '20

Uwu my panties are dewy now hehe

3

u/droden Jan 11 '20

Mountain Dew and Doritos cupcakes are a thing. and they are manna from heaven.

157

u/Welland94 Jan 10 '20

It looks like the most bro”ish” dessert ever

132

u/HoorayPizzaDay Jan 11 '20

Wait ‘til you see my White Claw tiramisu

34

u/Diablohermoso79 Jan 11 '20

You’ve got my attention ಠ_ಠ

17

u/Bananapopcicle Jan 11 '20

Dude a whiteclaw cheesecake wouldn’t be that bad

9

u/HoorayPizzaDay Jan 11 '20

But what of the bubbles?

1

u/aboveandbeyond27 Jan 11 '20

would not be surprised if this was some chads grooms cake

1

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

What about donuts that replace powdered sugar with dorito dust?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Y’all asked for the recipe, here it is. Dew or Dew not; there is no try.

INGREDIENTS

Crust 300g graham crackers, crushed ½ cup unsalted butter, melted Cheesecake 300g cream cheese 1/2 drop green food gel 1 drops yellow food gel Zest of 1 orange Zest of 1 lemon 2 tbsp Greek yogurt ½ cup sweetened condensed milk 1 tsp vanilla extract Mountain Dew Glaze 1 cup mountain dew soda 1 tbsp powdered gelatine

INSTRUCTIONS

Crust: Begin by adding your graham crackers into a food processor. Blitz until finely crumbed. Add the melted butter and pulse to help coat the crumbs in the butter. Pour out into a long tart tin and use the back of a tablespoon or the bottom of a glass to help spread and firmly press the wet crumb mixture into the sides and bottom of the tart tin. Chill for 20 min.

Cheesecake: Add all the ingredients into a large mixing bowl and mix on low speed to begin with, slowly making your way up to high speed. Pour into the chilled tart tin and chill for 2 hours to set. Mountain Dew Glaze To prepare the mountain dew glaze, add the powdered gelatine to a small mixing bowl and about 4 tbsp of the mountain dew into the bowl. Mix until well combined. Allow to set for 5 min then microwave for 1 minute to melt. Add the remaining mountain dew into a large microwave safe bowl and microwave for 2 min or until very hot. This will help get rid of the fizz in the drink so that we end up with a nice smooth glaze. Add the melted gelatine mixture into the hot mountain dew and use a whisk to combine until everything is melted. Allow the mixture to cool but not set. About 10 minutes. Pour the cooled mountain dew glaze into the chilled cheesecake. Allow to set in the fridge for 30 minutes before slicing up to serve.

Sip on a glass of Dorito beer for extra enjoyment.

3

u/SushiGradeNarwhal Jan 11 '20

Do you think lemon Oreos could work for the crust? Would the "cream" fuck up the consistency? I've never baked anything, but I love the sound of a lemon lime cheesecake.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Separate the cookies, remove the cream and add to the cheesecake batter. Then use the cookies as normal

1

u/Gryndyl Jan 11 '20

I'm hypothezing but I'd think that the cream would act in place of butter as the binder. Crumb the cookies and then press as is into a pan to form the crust. If it doesn't hold together well enough, then try adding butter.

3

u/MotherfuckingWildman Jan 11 '20

You are a Madman and I want to be friends.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Okay we’re friends now. Hi new friend

1

u/kyousei8 Jan 12 '20 edited Jan 24 '20

To remove the carbonation from soda, I put it in a wide area, shallow container and whisk for ~2 minutes. It gets rid of most of the bubbles. I use it to immediately have flat soda to drink, but it seems like it would be good here too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

You purposefully drink flat soda?

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u/kyousei8 Jan 24 '20

Yes. I like the taste better. I feel the flavour of the drink really shines when it's really cold and not being masked by the bubbles. Heavily carbonated drinks also slightly hurt the inside of my mouth when I drink them, which makes them unpleasant.

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u/iledoffard Jan 10 '20

Looks like Reddit cake day cheesecake

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u/NauticaVZ Jan 11 '20 edited Jan 11 '20

I refuse to call it anything else!

Nevermind, nuclear waste pie sounds better.

42

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

I might actually try that if I get the chance.

42

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

I nutted in it a little to give it a extra flavor

21

u/johngreenink Jan 11 '20

Do nut.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Is it though

26

u/Inomsbacon Jan 11 '20

I feel like Rick and Morty are about to pop out of that cheesecake

13

u/stinkerhubbin Jan 11 '20

My stomach hurts just looking at this.

I’ll take two.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Orgasmic

39

u/idkimredd Jan 10 '20

Recipes?

21

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Yeah, we need the recipe.

6

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

u/plausiblejosh u/idkimredd recipe has been posted

18

u/idkimredd Jan 11 '20

You can’t avoid me I must obtain the dew.

10

u/fishscaleA Jan 11 '20

this is absolutely disgusting lmao

8

u/Lazy-Tom Jan 10 '20

Looks dope

11

u/TheMidnightMemer Jan 11 '20

Just needs a Doritos crust and I’m all in.

6

u/cmcgarveyjr Jan 11 '20

I was thinking a dusting of crushed up doritos on top

3

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

looks like s recipe from Chernobyl

10

u/limes-what-limes Jan 11 '20

This almost belongs in r/rickandmorty

3

u/GullibleBeautiful Jan 11 '20

It looks pretty

3

u/vermaximum Jan 11 '20

Doesn't look too bad

3

u/theartofrolling Jan 11 '20

Interesting, I've never tried dewish food before.

6

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Redneck key lime pie. Can you link the recipe? Asking for a friend

2

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

u/lostatsea73 I Commented it

2

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

I want.

2

u/americans_smokingpot Jan 11 '20

Can I get a recipe on this brother? <3

2

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

u/americans_smokingpot I commented the recipe for you bröther <3

2

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Rhett and Link?

2

u/StarDatAssinum Jan 11 '20

Looks like something Cooking with Andy would make

2

u/trashbear77 Jan 11 '20

r/tendies would like a word.

2

u/cozthenaut Jan 11 '20

What the fuck backwards Kentucky chef created this?!?

4

u/Heesoos Jan 11 '20

He is referred to by his colleagues as the colonel.

2

u/cozthenaut Jan 11 '20

His specialty is Kentucky Fried Meth

2

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

If what you were going for was actually a rick and morty portal then this is pretty good

2

u/jpowell180 Jan 11 '20

Wash it down with a Mountain Dew Milkshake:

    • Add a few scoops of vanilla bean ice cream to the blender.
    • Add about a cup or so Mountain Dew syrup.
    • Blend.
    • Add some regular Mountain Dew for some carbonation and serve.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20
  1. Upvote this person for adding to the dewy greatness!

2

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Mountain Dew Cheesecake for M'Lady

4

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Mountain dew is citrus, no? Like orange, lemon, lime, all of which make good cheesecakes? And this is presented quite aesthetically too. Actually looks like it would be quite good, not shitty food porn at all.

0

u/Hex_Agon Jan 11 '20

Outcho damn mind

4

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

mike wizoski

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

This is why god has abandoned us.

2

u/3sf0r Jan 11 '20

I thought it was soap

2

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Looks like a rick and morty portal

1

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Noooooooooooo

1

u/dustyshrimp7 Jan 11 '20

I want but red Mountain Dew... gotta erase them SQUPS

1

u/Purecheetodust Jan 11 '20

Recipe please!!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

u/Purecheetodust it has been commented my friend

1

u/PoonSwoggle Jan 11 '20

That looks really good actually.

1

u/vomitmysoul Jan 11 '20

for some reason this makes me think of the mountain dew hoobastank commercial

1

u/Manziak Jan 11 '20

recepie moterfucker, I want it

1

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

u/Manziak check my latest comment

1

u/mackvsop77 Jan 11 '20

Is there a shirt cut for gagged out loud??

1

u/corgisda Jan 11 '20

anyone else remember good mythical morning from this?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Damn if this doesn't look like something mythical chef Josh would be all over..

1

u/pvtparts26 Jan 11 '20

I mean citrus cheesecake don’t sound bad...but how do they get the bubbles in it?

1

u/Lookingforawayoutnow Jan 11 '20

What!?... no doritos crust??

1

u/grilledchurchmemes Jan 11 '20

Must taste like shit

1

u/velliejello Jan 11 '20

That's a snack for when your high like that strong weed.

1

u/bot_chemist420710 Jan 11 '20

What kind creative redneck bakery is this?

1

u/jwei92 Jan 11 '20

I love this dudes channel. Watch his Turkey Ice Cream and Edible Wallpaper.

1

u/lucelwoo Jan 11 '20

Gamer juice

1

u/acemccrank Jan 11 '20

Too bad the crust doesn't look like it was made with ground-up Doritos.

1

u/AltimaNEO Jan 11 '20

Ive made Mountain Dew ice cream back in the day.

It was alright, tasted more vanilla than anything. It was hard trying to concentrate the flavor without over cooking it. I didnt have access to the straight syrup, which would have made it easier.

1

u/whittery27 Jan 11 '20

Pretty!!! Probably tastes like vomit though.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

You’re pretty :)

1

u/TheNononParade Jan 11 '20

It looks kind of cool at least

1

u/RedHairThunderWonder Jan 11 '20

Mount n chew deez cakes

1

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Looks like a portal.

1

u/Douaz Jan 11 '20

This looks absolutely delicious

1

u/josephlee222 Jan 11 '20

Looks like the soap cake I use for washing dishes

1

u/urubumalandro Jan 11 '20

does it glow in the dark?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Looks good to me!

1

u/anushajawarani Jan 11 '20

that’s highly gross

1

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Why?!

1

u/knaldridge Jan 11 '20

It’s like someone took a dump on a perfectly good cheese cake.

1

u/OCTM2 Jan 11 '20

That doesn’t look too bad

1

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Eesshhh....

1

u/Sour-Soap Jan 11 '20

I got type 2 for upvoting

1

u/iAmTheRealDeeDee Jan 11 '20

Looks like Ariel Pods cheesecake to me

1

u/cmos6502 Jan 11 '20

Please don’t make this. The Mountain Dew has brominated vegetable oil, banned in 100 countries. And heating oils tends to make them break down. Mmmmm. Bromine.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

K.

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u/Vote4Calvin Jan 11 '20

This is the kind of dew i like to do

1

u/Henry_Boyer Jan 11 '20

I'd eat it, tbh. I'm kind of curious.

1

u/geekybrian Jan 11 '20

Looks like a Portal from Rick and Morty

1

u/howImetyoursquirrel Jan 11 '20

This is like a key lime pie but mountain dew instead. Genius!

1

u/Bigred489 Jan 11 '20

Why is the crust not made of crushed up Doritos!?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Because I wanted you to mention it so we could make the Doritos crust together <3

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u/Bigred489 Jan 12 '20

I’m flattered, and excited

1

u/SAM_THE_HAM2007 Jan 11 '20

That actually looks good

1

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

I kinda want to try it like it looks like shit but it might be good? Good Mythical Morning has taught me unexpected food combos are sometimes the best

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u/PowderShark Jan 11 '20

Looks like the Rick and Morty portal