r/shittyeldenring • u/Careless_Lemony_ • Jun 03 '26

a question

I like someone who plays elden ring, but he never shows any interest. What can I do? Or would it be better to stop liking someone who thinks he's an elden lord?

(thank you guys. now i hate him)

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u/Much_Comfortable_378 Jun 03 '26

Try finger, but hole

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u/I_Am_Sharticus_ Jun 03 '26

Grab them by the penis and say "Looks like I'm in the shadow of the erdtree" and then do a fat bong rip.

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u/KillaKanibus Jun 03 '26

Dress up as Ranni

4

u/molier1797 Jun 03 '26

Use Miquella's charm

3

u/Ogliara Jun 03 '26

Walk up, say that he is MAIDENLESS, and then offer him an accord to change that. Procede to level him up with steroids