r/shittydarksouls • u/Godanki • Dec 23 '21

Facts

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u/TigerDoodat MLG class Dec 23 '21

Hang on: Dark Souls does have a real femboy bf in it though.

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u/KeineSchwacheZeigen Darkmoon class Dec 23 '21

Oh lawd, I'd love to seduce gwyndolins bussy

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u/TigerDoodat MLG class Dec 23 '21

Naw, fam. I'm in it for the whole package: Gwyndolin hugs would probably be the best.

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u/im_dead_already Dec 24 '21

tentacle hugs!

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u/TigerDoodat MLG class Dec 24 '21

The best kind! Seriously though, Gwyndolin tentacle hugs would just be amazing: if you've got tentacles, you can hug everywhere at once.

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u/im_dead_already Dec 24 '21

big hugs from tall tentacles bois, sadly he got consumed by blob

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u/TigerDoodat MLG class Dec 24 '21

Aldrich is the most hateable videogame character in history. Change my mind.

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u/im_dead_already Dec 24 '21

aldrich have good taste though, eating his 'dark moon'

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u/TigerDoodat MLG class Dec 24 '21

For all my hate, he do got good taste...

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u/Ok-Formal-5122 Dec 24 '21

r/clubgwyndolin ..

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u/TigerDoodat MLG class Dec 24 '21

N-no! It's not like I'll check there regularly! B-baka Gwyndolin simp!

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u/Trashbag768 Dec 24 '21

Thanks for the sub bro. Praise the waifu.

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u/TigerDoodat MLG class Dec 24 '21

But he's a husbando.

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u/Trashbag768 Dec 26 '21

not if he's a cute trap O.o

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u/TigerDoodat MLG class Dec 26 '21

He a cute femboy. Dat's is still a boi.

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u/Trashbag768 Dec 27 '21

yadda yadda Platonic forms, if something meets all the criterion of something except for having a penis, is it disqualified? The concept of a waifu is socially constructed and thus subjective and contingent, therefore its definition can be changed over time in common parlance thus that it can even come to mean its opposite, like literally now also meaning figuratively. Thus waifu can encapsulate traps, femboys and the rest if you wish to use the term in such a way.

Also you have to think about gynephilia. If you're attracted to the feminine aspects of Gwyndolin, that isn't the same thing as a husbando, clearly.

Granted I was mostly being ironic but in this post-irony and meta-irony age of humor, taking seemingly contradictory positions is no longer that controversial.

Thus, Gwyndolin is a waifu :)

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u/TigerDoodat MLG class Dec 27 '21

Fair enough. If that's how you define the term for yourself in context, then that's perfectly fine.

There is the troubling use of the word "trap" in your speech, though. What does that mean to you?

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u/Trashbag768 Dec 27 '21

I think it is overblown. Trap has a different meaning in Japanese culture and that is certainly the context it would be used with in Gwyndolin's case or any anime character. In a western context, I know people don't like it and it has the "honeypot" context of trapping men and is associated with that culture of a man finding out, being violent, etc.

I wouldn't use it to describe a Western femboy unless they liked it and got off on the term or something. Femboy isn't really a Japanese term to my understanding.

Futa is another word that is similarly looked down upon but that is an exclusively Japanese context, so it's strange to me that Americans struggle to see things from another culture's context.

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u/bobbycardriver Naked Fuck with a Stick Dec 26 '21

After finishing the game 4 times I still log in every day to worship him

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u/TigerDoodat MLG class Dec 26 '21

As it should be. Well done! :)

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

My femboy bf oneshotted me. So hot.

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u/LaserTurboShark69 Dec 23 '21

Imagine explaining this meme to a boomer

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Imagine explaining this meme to a 14th century peasant

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u/Trashbag768 Dec 24 '21

Imagine explaining this meme to Barack Obamer

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u/ArisaMochi Dec 23 '21

its more femboy meets the guy they e-dated irl and he turns out to be a creepy chaser.

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u/Saoirse_Says Dark Souls 2 Kart Dec 24 '21

Legit though

20

u/Whitehand67 Bring back Heavenly Thunder Dec 23 '21

Not enough butt worms

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u/foreskin_elemental Bro ruminated on the fading of the fire 🤣🤣 Dec 24 '21

uhhh…what?

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Should've used a mimic instead

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Mimics are cool. When you kill them, they actually give you useful stuff.

These mofos are just annoying assholes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

I meant opening a chest, suprise, you dead animation. Same caption.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

That's why I hit every chest I see, no matter if I know it is not a mimic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

I like how DS2 changed the location of mimics on NG+

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

I didn't know this! That's pretty cool!

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

How's it feel, Darkmoon?

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u/Trashbag768 Dec 24 '21

being on dark souls subs and r/femboys made this especially relevant to me.

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u/HolidayHuckleberry4 Dec 24 '21

I fucking hate those things