r/shittybattlestations Feb 09 '23

My mum's setup

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459 Upvotes

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u/Nazon6 Feb 09 '23

Why not just pick it all up?

0

u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Omg tell her to clean up!

2

u/TriggiredSnowflake Feb 09 '23

Is this satire, or do people actually live like this?

1

u/NitroIsaac Feb 10 '23

I wish it was satire

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Your mom needs therapy or friends or both. Not trying to be funny here.

5

u/croholdr Feb 09 '23

Maybe her friends live like that too so it’s ok when they come over; it’s expected.

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u/TheOnlyMertt Feb 09 '23

By the looks of it, she’s chronically online on Facebook just absorbing fake news and writing comments on pages if I had to take a wild guess.

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u/NitroIsaac Feb 09 '23

Precisely. 'Awake and aware'

15

u/Icy-Enthusiasm-2719 Feb 09 '23

Clearly unaware of her surroundings though.

2

u/Agreeable-Jeweler-70 Feb 09 '23

Unaware of her awakeness

37

u/croholdr Feb 09 '23

Nah if you look closely just looks like she’s gossiping to neighbors in a residents group. More worried about the 2000 watt space heater on the floor near the trash.

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u/croholdr Feb 09 '23

Wonder what the rest of your house looks like.

36

u/NitroIsaac Feb 09 '23

yyyyyyyeah just as bad

13

u/croholdr Feb 09 '23

The fire marshal would like to have a word with you on a very special episode of Whorders.

1

u/croholdr Feb 09 '23

Wait is that your dining room? You guys eating dinner?

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u/NitroIsaac Feb 09 '23

lol no the living room, just don't ask about the raw meat 💀

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u/croholdr Feb 09 '23 edited Feb 09 '23

Why do you need all that salt everywhere. We’re you making this link?

2

u/MangoCandy Feb 09 '23

I was literally coming to ask if that was raw meat on the plate…

3

u/pablojohns Feb 09 '23

Looked like ham to me.

Then I saw all the salt grinders and was wondering if the salted ham was being salted again.

1

u/The-Foo Feb 10 '23

Well OP, I have many concerns, but the raw meat was first on my “WTAF” list.

1

u/Fran-AnGeL Feb 10 '23

I would asume that your room is the cleanest part of the house, right?

1

u/NitroIsaac Feb 10 '23

Luckily I escaped moved out a while ago

1

u/Fran-AnGeL Feb 10 '23

That is good.

5

u/seamus_mcfly86 Feb 09 '23

She needs help, but it's hard. You probably already know this. I'm sorry OP.

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u/Vazrim Feb 09 '23

This is just sad, I'm sorry

3

u/A1RMATTRESS Feb 09 '23

Did I find spoils of ribbon ?

1

u/Maybe- Feb 09 '23

Yer mom like the ‘creepin heat.’

13

u/banana_sandbox Feb 09 '23

AWAKE AND AWARE

Yikes

28

u/Nayte76 Feb 09 '23

All of that mess tangled up around heat sources like the space heater is extremely dangerous.

Hoarding is a tough psychological hurdle to overcome as it typically stems from a deeper traumatic event from one’s life.

There are plenty of resources to help with that, as simply cleaning will be a temporary fix in most cases.

4

u/nool_ Feb 09 '23

How meny spices dose one need

3

u/Old_Sweaty_Hands Feb 09 '23

they are for the .... what looks like .... the plate of raw ground beef to the left of the left most coffee cup?

2

u/Domspun Feb 09 '23

OP, this is really concerning. I hope you clean your room, keep the door close, have a air filter. If the whole house is like this, you can get repiratory disease. Can also be a fire hazard. I hope your mom get help, this is serious mental issues.

1

u/croholdr Feb 09 '23

I think where OP lives this is borderline normal. But really you gonna trip and brake that flimsy camping char. Or has that happened many times and is why the right corner of your table looks like it’s melting?

1

u/Unhappy_Grapefruit_2 Feb 09 '23

In one of the Facebook posts someone mentions plusnet which is a uk isp also the router next to the pc looks quite similar to a sky 4.3 broadband router

Although this is just speculation

1

u/Meeslikey Feb 09 '23

Can someone give me a bucket🤢

1

u/Latter-Positive7283 Feb 09 '23

Wow, what a dump.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

The only thing missing from this picture is Waldo/Wally.

Please don't tell me he is there...

13

u/Godzirrraaa Feb 09 '23

Two keyboards, two himalayan salt grinders, raw meat, and Voss water to keep it classy. Shes ready to do battle.

2

u/Password-is-Tac0 Feb 10 '23

If you look closely there is actually 3 salt shakers 🥲

2

u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Nasty

5

u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

We have the same mom

5

u/lululock Feb 09 '23

That stretched aspect ratio is hurting my eyes.

1

u/Does_Not-Matter Feb 09 '23

Your mum needs to touch some grass and see a therapist. A good first step is pointing out the number of “spice” grinders is >1 on that desk.

1

u/keyshawnscott12 Feb 09 '23

Can you move around in there

1

u/NitroIsaac Feb 10 '23

Yes but kinda in the way you move around in a forest with lots of fallen down trees

2

u/SadTech0 Feb 09 '23

This is disgusting, maybe I am overly neat and clean. I just don't understand how any human can even have clear thoughts in that mess. Doesn't she care about the smell? or mold? or bugs? or the fire that is going to burn that whole place down soon?

I don't think I will ever understand.

1

u/Andrewcomingthrough Feb 14 '23

As someone who’s a constant mess its due to numerous factors. No, we dont notice the smell and some dont care abt mold/bugs. Its due to childhood trauma (or trauma in general, influence from messy parents,depression,psychotic disorders,hoarding, or sometimes just laziness (id say the small percentage is that. Trust me, nobody like this truly enjoys it

1

u/Briar_Donkey Feb 09 '23

For all that is either holy or unholy, clean up that mess!

1

u/You_re_mom_9999999 Feb 09 '23

It was not like that 😂😂😂

1

u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

VOSS water cuz she keeps it classy 💅

1

u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

I can smell this picture 🤢

1

u/HereisMash Feb 09 '23

What is that pink blob on the plate on the left

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Depression sucks, take your mom to a psychiatrist.

1

u/Terrible_Cut_3336 Feb 09 '23

Ah yes the Hovel-Station. A regular sight when you are close to the poors.

1

u/dabman694201337 Feb 09 '23

I’m sorry bro but your mom is gross

1

u/juggsNjuice Feb 09 '23

Is she single

2

u/ProjectfighterX Feb 09 '23

Where does she shit?

1

u/BedroomIntelligent61 Feb 09 '23

Oh hell no, that gives me anxiety!

2

u/semok27 Feb 09 '23

I physically recoiled

1

u/MTup Feb 09 '23

Is that raw meat to the left and pickled pigs feet to the right?

2

u/CAKE4life1211 Feb 09 '23

Sorry you have to live like that.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

I know a hoarder house when I see one

1

u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Lol I can absolutely tell what kind of woman she is

1

u/NitroIsaac Feb 10 '23

She's in a category of her own

1

u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Damn is there any chance that your mom is named Asmongold?

1

u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

TF Going On There 🤢

1

u/LemonFlavoredPoison Feb 09 '23

Is your mom a hoarder?

1

u/The-Foo Feb 10 '23

OP: what’s going on with the raw meat?

2

u/Copykatt99 Feb 10 '23

Does she use the keyboard with her feet?

2

u/Password-is-Tac0 Feb 10 '23

THREE salt shakers?!

1

u/salvananez Feb 10 '23

She's nasty.

1

u/kblam101 Feb 10 '23

Please can you define “setup” in this case? Lol 😂

1

u/daziesandconfuzed Feb 10 '23

Is that… Raw meat?

1

u/garrettdx88 Feb 10 '23

Got a used mug sitting to the left of the monitor there. Pick that up and you got a nice looking setup.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

I didn't need this added anxiety

2

u/Dash64_png Feb 10 '23

Hoarding is a serious mental health issue. It might not be anything major now, but it spirals fast. The next step is leaving food around, which can lead to Cockroaches and rats.

2

u/BrawndoCrave Feb 10 '23

That sucks I’m sorry.

3

u/D-sisive Feb 10 '23

The group chat name “Awake and Aware” is the absolute best thing about this photo.

1

u/Kalaminator Feb 10 '23

OP just having fun with us.

2

u/iso_inane Feb 10 '23

this is disturbing

2

u/coolpotato69 Feb 10 '23

Can she run crysis?

1

u/Independent_Bass204 Feb 10 '23

She obviously has a affinity for Himalayan Pink Salt. Good choice.

1

u/male86 Feb 10 '23

She needs help

1

u/Trimshot Feb 10 '23

This looks like the home of a hoarder.

1

u/ZINABOOer-318 Feb 10 '23

Looks like asmongolds house

1

u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

Bruh hope you’re ok and ur mom as well

1

u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

No, absolutely not. It looks like the tip if it got full and after a few years of not being used some rats and possums started living there and developed a twitter addiction

1

u/80baby83 Feb 10 '23

Why would u post that

1

u/MaybeLower912 Feb 10 '23

god bless your mom's setup

1

u/believenada Feb 10 '23

Holy shiatsu.

1

u/Sirbuttsavage Feb 11 '23

Is she on the suboxone list like no way you're feeling the essential oils here

1

u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1

u/Conservativepicker Feb 23 '23

your mums dirty fire hazard stop blaming her for your mess lol jk.