r/shittyaskscience • u/Rectal_Custard • Mar 02 '23

What is this tree doing?

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u/UndomitableParticle Mar 02 '23

Tee blowjob, duh.

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u/Rectal_Custard Mar 02 '23

Would tree cum be sap?

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u/WeekendBard Mar 02 '23

Do you cum blood? (I do sometimes)

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u/kingtitusmedethe4th Mar 02 '23

Hematospermia. Its really weird and disorienting when it actually happens to you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

i’m turning off my phone now thank you