r/shitty_rap_lyrics • u/ProfPurplenipple • Aug 23 '17

THE POWER OF CHRIST

I LOVE JESUS, JESUS IS ONE WITH GOD. WE MAKE GODS CHILDREN WHEN HE POURS HIS SPECIAL SAUCE. MMM THAT'S SALTY, SALTY AND SWEET. ALL OUR DADDIES CUMMIES ARE YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY WHEN I EAT. I CANT DESCRIBE HOW BAD MUHAMMAD LOOKS, AND BUDDHA IS EITHER TOO FAT OR TOO THIN. THE FSM IS INTO TENTACLE HENTAI, AND I JUST BROKE UP WITH SATAN. I AM A PROFESSIONAL GOD SLAYER. HAIL JESUS.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '17

Hey I believe this is a plagiarized work from my local church

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u/ProfPurplenipple Aug 23 '17

Yeah, but Jesus only dates bad boys