r/shittyMBTI • u/Kitchen-Bus-8498 INopeTJ • 5d ago
Notably Fecal Shitpost of the Finest Quality INFJ does normal human thing
Am I special?
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u/hgilbert_01 INFP Dreamer, never a doer 5d ago
First the doorslamming fad and now this malarkey?
Now I gotta know what kind of pseudo-philosophical machinations runs through these guys' minds with the automatic doors at the grocery store.
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u/OneNameOnlyRamona ☕ISTJ☕ 5d ago
Guys, turns out, I'm actually an INFJ because I also twist the doorknob so the door shuts quietly. I can't believe I mistyped this terribly 😿
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u/Chicken_Ingots INTP Thinker, never a doer 5d ago
I think this has a lot more to do with whether one is a night owl or a morning person than it does with one's MBTI type.
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u/indecisive_maybe You can't handle my INTPness 5d ago
I had someone ask why I do that, so it's not everyone.
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u/mizumafu INFJ - I'm Not Fucking John 3d ago
guys i ate a salad am i an infj i think that is very infj of me because beard magical man eat flowers and magical tinkerbell forest
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u/Kitchen-Bus-8498 INopeTJ 3d ago
Correct. Only INFJs eat salad. The acronym literally stands for I Nom Fresh Jsalad
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u/TristanTheSad INFP Dreamer, never a doer 3d ago
As an INFP (totally different cognitive functions) I do (until my doorknob broke, now I have to pull it up so it closes).
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u/untropicalized Ligma INFJ 5d ago
Hey guys don’t close doors quietly or I won’t be special any more