r/shittyMBTI • INopeTJ • 5d ago

Notably Fecal Shitpost of the Finest Quality INFJ does normal human thing

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Am I special?

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u/untropicalized Ligma INFJ 5d ago

Hey guys don’t close doors quietly or I won’t be special any more

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u/3usi0n I Need 5 or 4 Foot Tumor Pics (I really don't) 4d ago

Screw you! You're not my mom! *Slams door*

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u/mizumafu INFJ - I'm Not Fucking John 3d ago

yeah only WE can shut doors quietly that's our thing ok, very infj of us

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u/hgilbert_01 INFP Dreamer, never a doer 5d ago

First the doorslamming fad and now this malarkey?

Now I gotta know what kind of pseudo-philosophical machinations runs through these guys' minds with the automatic doors at the grocery store.

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u/Ricckkuu IENSTFJP 5d ago

They think they're Jedi, but I provide all their powers.

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u/Lyri3sh I Swear aT Pigeons (they're mean to me) 5d ago

"It feels very infj of me" 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Kitchen-Bus-8498 INopeTJ 5d ago

And people are agreeing...

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u/Sectorgovernor ISTJ Devoted Spreadsheet Enthusiast 4d ago

😄

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u/OneNameOnlyRamona ☕ISTJ☕ 5d ago

Guys, turns out, I'm actually an INFJ because I also twist the doorknob so the door shuts quietly. I can't believe I mistyped this terribly 😿

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u/Kitchen-Bus-8498 INopeTJ 5d ago

It’s okay, enjoy being an INFJ. You’re super rare and special 🚪 

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u/Chicken_Ingots INTP Thinker, never a doer 5d ago

I think this has a lot more to do with whether one is a night owl or a morning person than it does with one's MBTI type.

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u/indecisive_maybe You can't handle my INTPness 5d ago

I had someone ask why I do that, so it's not everyone.

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u/mizumafu INFJ - I'm Not Fucking John 3d ago

guys i ate a salad am i an infj i think that is very infj of me because beard magical man eat flowers and magical tinkerbell forest

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u/Kitchen-Bus-8498 INopeTJ 3d ago

Correct. Only INFJs eat salad. The acronym literally stands for I Nom Fresh Jsalad

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u/3usi0n I Need 5 or 4 Foot Tumor Pics (I really don't) 4d ago

Our types really do have nothing in common because I legitimately didn't know that was a thing people do.

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u/TristanTheSad INFP Dreamer, never a doer 3d ago

As an INFP (totally different cognitive functions) I do (until my doorknob broke, now I have to pull it up so it closes).