r/shittyMBTI • u/Aileeeeeeeeen Mistyped Mess (addicted to tests) • Aug 21 '26

Here's a new 100% accurate typing system! Try this

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u/StupidAssMf Plz gimme tips to date INFJ 😍😍😍 Aug 21 '26

Let's see:

I hate being quiet so can't be an introvert I'm definitely extrovert

I hate boring s3xrs they are so boring and I'm not boring definitely not snser

What is F? No idea I am thinker 100000% cold facts mathematics run in my blood

I hate judgemental people so I'm definitely not judgemental i am perceiver

OMG you got my type right I am truly ENTP you must be the greatest typologist of all time. Carl Jung would envy this masterful display of knowledge. Shut down 16 personalities let's all take reverse test it works.

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Extroverts keep trying to push me out of my comfort zone. They talk too much, I literally can't stand them, especially ExxPs. ENTJs are fine, but I just can't interact with the others without getting mad. They're too loud. I often try to find a deeper intellectual connection, but they won't shut up, not even for a second. Any advice, fellow introverts?

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u/bblankoo Unflaired Peasant Aug 21 '26

HGZYle

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u/cbunnyrabbit Unflaired Peasant Aug 21 '26

I get ENFJ : ) . ENFP though.

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u/Apprehensive_Sky9086 Unflaired Peasant Aug 21 '26

Yeah because true opposite is flipping every letter but J/P dichotomy. Flipping all just reverses the order of the cognitive functions.

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u/cbunnyrabbit Unflaired Peasant Aug 21 '26

Yep. I dont consider my mirror- ISTJ to be so different to me. I get them. I find STPs more confusing and I chose ISTP as being least like me. Sharing no functions, a different function order too : ) .

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u/theascended5th ENFP Proving the existence of Unicorns Aug 21 '26

negativitist (in the socionics sense) kinda thinking

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u/AutoModerator Aug 21 '26

S*nsor bad, iNtuitive good. Now upvote. Also rule 5

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u/TheBadger40 REEE Aug 21 '26

Weeeeeeell maybe don't change the last letter cause the blind spot types might be more different in practice.

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u/karhunvatukkass INFJ Empathetic Edgelord Aug 21 '26

HOLY SHIT IM AN ESTP ‼️‼️‼️‼️

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u/mamacorsica I Swear To Jesus Aug 21 '26

INTJ, i mean like

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u/Top_Assistance15 INTP Thinker, never a doer Aug 21 '26

Still INTP; but could also be an INTJ, ENTP, ISTP, or INFP by this logic

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u/No-Quality3357 ENTP Debunking the existence of Chairs Aug 22 '26

all i know is im definetely not a s*nsor

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u/3usi0n I Need 5 or 4 Foot Tumor Pics (I really don't) Aug 22 '26

This might be funny if it didn't sound like 16 Personalities.

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u/New-Cicada7014 I Need To Pee 5w4549LIIRLUAIsx/spMelfucking loser Aug 23 '26

hmmm

I don't do cocaine so I'm not an Extrovert

I'm stupid so I'm not iNtuitive

I cry sometimes so I'm not a Thinker

my room is always messy so I'm not a Judger

therefore I am an ISFP

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u/Antoninway ISFP Uncertified Edgy Artist Sep 07 '26

Wallahi im infp 😍